Men are no longer allowed to say the word “soon”.

Manager doesn’t know the difference between the words vertical and vertebral ☺️☺️🩷✨✨💖✨💕

Cheeto puffs for breakfast to soothe me after that meeting

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday but also everyone that didn’t wish me a happy birthday is going to burn in hell.

Actually breaking with the clothes I’ve had for 10+ years has me choked up lowkey

Packing is so boring. I’ll just take my underwear and live off the land

Last time I was packing to move, Matt helped me. Sigh.

Want to draw birds but I have to do a million things first. Almost there.

Seeing moms tuna fish in the pantry is making my skin crawl. I’m never eating that massive monster shit again.

“The gross looking balls in the ziplock are dog treats, by the way” No danger there. I wasn’t really planning on eating the gross looking balls in the ziploc.

Everything is my own fault but it still makes me sad

Need Daniel to stop telling me I’m mentally unwell and that I need therapy. It makes the evil entity sharing my body with me upset.

Had to pack all of my tshirts because I am friends with each of them

Good thing my mom and I both decided not to go to the store this week and there is no food.

The purity in my heart can actually defend me against chemical burns.

I know moving is stressful for everyone but I need Dan to use his words or I’m staying with my mom 😭😭😭😭

Two sips of coffee in. Time to shit myself.

I need to get out of this job so bad but I JUST started renting a house and have a ton of bills now 😭😭😭😭

I just woke up from like 3 nightmares in a row with a pool of drool under my face and a cramp in my heart. Is this Sunday scaries

I miss vacation I wanna cry

Going back to work tomorrow might actually kill me

This week is going to be so ass

Idk why I expected to be able to relax when I got home. Very foolish of me.

Bowie seemed so excited to see me then immediately herded me to the backyard to play. I remember my place.

I 🩷 showering in my own house

Can’t wait to see Bowie

Part of me wants to get an easel stand for my iPad. The other part of me wants to force myself to actually work on a canvas.

I think everyone else is sleeping because they are drunk and their bodies hurt. Those are the two reasons I am still awake and will be for a while.

I had a fun night, but I will never understand paying a million dollars to drink in a super loud and crowded space when I could drink for a tenth of the price at home and hear what people are actually saying

Actually amazed I haven’t puked tonight. Everything that happened since 7am went directly against what my body wanted.