Tab Lloyd
@tablloyd.bsky.social
A satirical look at the uncanny valley of amerikkkan fascism. #savedemocracy #kakistocracy #satire #resist
. Capital One's tagline: "What's in your wallet?" They looked in tRump's wallet—and found money laundering, tax evasion, & fraud in addition to his 34 other felonies. If we look in his wallet today—would we find billions of taxpayer dollars? When he finishes wrecking the DOJ, who'll stop him? .
. The mental cost of forcing influencers, nepos, and podcasters like RFucK jr to attempt to hold real-world, subject-matter-expert level jobs only produces idiotic angertainment that can be monetized by state media. Oh, wait... .
. TYRANNY [tir-uh-nee]/ ˈtɪr ə ni / Tyranny is the arbitrary, cruel, and absolute exercise of power by a ruler or small group, characterized by the suppression of individual rights, fear-based control, and lack of legal restraints. .
. In the FCU (fascist cinematic universe) this makes perfect sense. .
. It's totally fake, the rape-tater wouldn't be caught dead in denim. Seriously? .
. Fealty to fascism trumps fan loyalty The LA Dodgers' Dave Roberts, and owner Mike Walter head to the white house to deliver gifts, grifts, & praise to tRump as horrified fans and supporters look on. ICE now welcome in Dodger Stadium! There should be major league boycott over such a foul. .
. I'll meet you at the KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell Urgent Care diarrhea drive thru. .
Hmmmmm..... i don't see any parasites on Trumpy's lettuce
When they run out of wall space to put more gold...
. The movie Demolition Man says in 2032, all restaurants are Taco Bell. How you might ask? In 2027, facing billions in fines over explosive diarrhea, Taco Bell gives $50 Million to tRump, who tells DOJ to approve all hostile mergers for Yum. All restaurants become Taco Bell by late 2028. .
. It was so rigged, maga won all three branches of government. .
. Planning for his version of a turduckin. .
Bobby Kennedy Jr. is preparing for his 4th of July Barbecue feast.
. you can't enforce the law if you think you're above it. .
. "A color-drenched golden shower of Liberace-esk maximalism boasting a QVC-Hummel vibe." It's just so, um ...fetch." .
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