Folks real loose with it! I JUST saw a post from somebody telling folks how to use cloves for persuasion. Just loose on the 'gram for some idjit to read & work! Like it’s a life hack. The People™️ don’t have cautious grandmas & it shows! Better go see Ubu Pearl & leave that for the practitioners.

Ricky Fontaine@officialblee.blacksky.app · 4h ago

I’m all for spirituality and tapping back into our roots but baby yall be casting and playing with these spells all willy nilly. When your ass wake up as a socket wrench, then what?

My young cousins couldn’t grasp calling their grandmother “MeMaw” like their older siblings…. They called her “HeeHaw” Til this day, they call her “HeeHaw” And yes, hearing their toddler voices yelling out “HeeHaw” for her attention is as hilarious as you may think it is

She just got bested by The Vested! While wearing opaque tights! How can she show her face at the office after that type of disrespect? Who’s gonna take her seriously? They calling her “Ankles”. I know she’s feeling the eyes on her back & hearing whisper-giggles every time walks by the printer.

Good Garvey Day@bperry149.blacksky.app · yesterday

Yes.

Wish I could be so brave, but I was once served TRUNK CHICKEN at a funeral. TRUNK CHICKEN is exactly what it sounds like: chicken that came out the trunk of a sweet old lady’s Cutlass. She ain’t mean no harm, but that chicken tasted like fried exhaust manifold gaskets. 😩

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · yesterday

"she selling it out the back of her car" my mouth can't tell!

I want more of you to experience thought provoking, smile producing, warm rushing whimsy. The night you never want to end. The trip that changes you. The voice that soothes you. The thought that nourishes you. The song that captivates you. SOMETHING that makes all this a lil more bearable.

I’m definitely not reporting. If I like them, I “might” check in with them, tell them to tighten up and to keep under the radars of the office snitches.

Officer Goodsnatch@inayahb.blacksky.app · 2d ago

Y’all, I got a question. Hypothetically you work with someone who is late almost daily for 3 months, more than 5 minutes. Every day that they are late, there’s an excuse. You catch their excuse as a lie one day. Do you report your coworker to your boss or myob?

"He. Is. An. Ordinary. Guy!"

The RAD Seed@theradseed.blacksky.app · 2d ago

I think I love the trash talking on "Funkin for Jamaica" even more than the song. It's like a historical document of guys just shooting the shit

I do enjoy this platform, but if it turns into That Place 2.0, I don’t think I’ll go to another one. I wonder how Spill is doing?

Influencers yelling at us to like/comment/follow/subscribe/tell a friend/tell another friend/put our thing down/ flip it/ and reverse it is hella tiring

NOBODY: ME: Constavacious Glamazzonnn with 2 Zeds and 3 Ns

I see you, Lloyd! That’s a Grown Mane frame! I would like him to try a pair of pants with a slightly higher waistline. That’ll take the look from T-Mobile to Temptation!

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 3d ago

Why is Lloyd dressed like a manager at T-Mobile????

Bruise yo’ legs! 🤣🤣🤣

Strictly 4 My Navigators@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 3d ago

That time Marla Gibbs daughter, Angela Gibbs (wearing burgundy), was on "Sanford and Son" 🤣 "He ain't got no Ripple."

A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”

-5 piece WHOLE wings, fried hard Split flavors: lemon pepper & seasoned -Seasoned fries -Coke-torPepper (1/2 coke/1/2 Dr. Pepper)

Phat Bottom Betty@the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Real quick What’s your go-to wing order?!? (Please do not complicate this simple question 🫩)

1986 #40YearsAgo

This particular group of words is wild…ly accurate!!! 😂😂😂

Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 6d ago

John Fetterman always has this facial expression like he’s dissatisfied with the flavor of a live bird he just ate

maybe if we start rubbing peach scented rocks over our faces again, we can stop the economy from collapsing.

This hair?❤️ Lydia Deetz glamourrrr.

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · last wk.

#Zendaya brings an iconic look to the #SpiderManBrandNewDay premiere in LA, wearing Ashi studio fall ‘26 couture!! 🕷️🌹

🔥 The Blacksky mobile app is here. Today we're opening up our public beta on both iOS and Android. If you've been waiting for a native mobile experience, now's your chance to try it before our full public launch and help us make it even better. 🧵👇

Blacksky. Available now on iOS and Android.

Blacksky Algorithms@blackskyweb.xyz · last wk.

Joining the beta is easy. Download for iOS: testflight.apple.com/join/ST8N2Qda Download for Android: play.google.com/store/apps/d... If you run into any issues, you can follow the instructions here for help: docs.blacksky.community/info-about-b...

Those SI photos… There’s always a look: -Flat-backed -Mouth full of limestone gravel -Foot-faced A perfect host for hate.

Oof! She was BIG mad at herself.

SinnamonS@sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · last wk.

Mom and Daughter playing face off 🎭! 🔥

But also ...

Nobody: Keyshia Cole:

Elle@elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2y ago

when you can't decide if you want flowers or muppets in your garden, plant this dahlia

Just saw chipped nail polish & unruly cuticles on QVC. 😳 WTH!?! I was there, in the 80s, when QVC (and HSN) became popular. Closeups of products during demonstrations featured expertly manicured nails. Nudes, pinks, American, French and pink & white manicures were standard & they were CLEAN! 💅🏽

youtu.be/XamGO5gEsKc?...

Pinball Number Count (feat. Dames Brown & Nicholas Payton)

YouTube video by Brandon Williams - Topic

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I really canTEMSnot think of one.

Ok Bye Bye Bye

ALT: Ok Bye Bye Bye

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space ghost@luxenoir.blacksky.app · 2w ago

Name an artist everybody loves, but you don’t.

If I told you once, I told you twice, QB throw the booty like a groupie for mo’ ice.

Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago