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It happened. I needed one of the random cords in my box of miscellaneous cords that I was going to recycle. And it has me rethinking everything.
This woman wont stop calling my work phone asking for cigs and she’s actually my boss now, disclose the brand my liege.
Every day my dog is losing his grip on reality and if I werent here to point at him and say “dog” who knows what madness he would descend into
Going on a trip, I pack my face lotion and hand lotion in separate travel sized containers, they are both labeled. I also forget: pants.
I only want to see lesbians in the gym during pride month, dudes can come but they have to be lesbians when they walk through these doors
Having a gay little bbq tomorrow with my gay lil polycule, happy pride, we’re guzzling glizzys and mixies
Stuck behind a train that only has to move one car length to not be in the way of the road, but its not moving at all and hasnt for 20 minutes. Someone end it please.
The onslaught of life events torpedoing in my general direction today is insane
Invent a chest I can only open when I’m drunk, and it contains cigarettes and cosmic browniee
Whats my Saturday plans with a sprained ankle? Take stimulant drugs and do a 2000 piece puzzle.
I will never live a life where I feel shame for eating a plate of chicken tenders and ranch after the bar. For this is the body of christ and I am blessed
Wow I love war updates flashing across my screens at all hours waving in this hours new horror
My dog sees sunlight and feels air with less bite and he cries all day to go romp. I cant tell him we’re going on a walk later because he has no concept of time so for now hes just gonna have to yearn