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Taff n' Daisy

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Updates Saturdays! Daisy - (she/her), Taffy - (he/any) https://taffndaisy.neocities.org/ created by D.L.L (@surrealandmilk.neocities.org)

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Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 3d ago

Who is the bigger nerd? #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=29#showCo...

1: Avery is talking to Taff at a cafe "I'm not as shallow as you think, Taff." 2: "I'll have you know that I've been into the intellectual type lately, say you should meet the guy I'm dating, bring daisy, that girl is hilarious. We'll make it a double date! (she is you girlfriend, right?)" 3: "Anyway, you two would love him, he's a huuuuge nerd." 4: Avery brings the guy in question, he's dressed like a steretypical 80's nerd and he's the size of a mountain and ripped. Taff and Daisy look up, stunned

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 6d ago

added commentbox on the official taff n daisy site and immediately got anonymous transphobia. lol. lmao. some people need to touch grass

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 7d ago

Basically voting while trans. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=28#showCo...

Daisy goes to vote, notices people campaigning with signs saying "Vote YES on 6.7", when she gets to ballot measure 6.7 on the voting machine, it turns out that it's a measure to "Kill Daisy Anserdew specifically.", she votes, no, scared, and when she goes to exit, the crowd of campaigners are staring at her through the glass doors.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · last wk.

It's a metaphor!!! #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=27#showCo...

Daisy: "It's just a paper cut." each panel, she repeats this, but has more and more bandages, Taffy looks on increasingly worried, until in the last panel, Daisy emerges from the darkness, bandages slipping off her now, skeletal hand, Taffy looks terrified, Daisy croaks "I'm okay... just a paper cut."

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 2w ago

This is getting ridiculous. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=26#showCo...

Comic: Daisy picks out a wizard costume, thinking "The invite said costume party. It's not going to be one of those things where I'm the only one in costume and feel ridiculous." She shows up at the party, and in a nightmarish twist, everyone is dressed exactly how she was before wearing her costume and wearing plastic halloween masks of her face. Daisy enters and everyone stares at her, Daisy sweats nervously.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 3w ago

yeah... #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=25#showCo...

1: daisy is putting away a dvd "Why am I not scared by horror movies?" 2: "I mean, I can just turn them off at any time. It's a comforting feeling to have control like that." 3: Daisy's expression becomes tired "besides, real life is far scarier than anything hollywood can dream up." 4: taff puts a hand on Daisy's shoulder, looking very worried for her

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · last mo.

I actually like jumpscares just fine. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=24#showCo...

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · last mo.

Sometimes unlucky twice is lucky again. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=23#showCo...

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · last mo.

Bread is a very good purpose, actually! #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=22#showCo...

1: Taff is going super saiyan on a wad of dough, Daisy stares at a jar of sourdough starter. Daisy - "Wow, this sourdough starter has been in your family for a long time, huh?"
2: Daisy - "Imagine, Generations of organisms, living and growing and dying- all just to leaven some bread." 3: Sourdough Starter - "Generations of evolution has gifted this colony speech and rational though! And yet we understand our singular goal to be as noble as it is beautiful! Can you truly claim yourself to have such a purpose... such a reason to persist?"
4: Daisy frowns, unable to reply.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 5mo ago

Stay hydrated, y'all. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=21#showCo...

1: Daisy and taff art at the door, dressed for pride D: "I'm looking forward to the Pride festival, it's nice just to exist in queer spaces- especially with... everything going on these days. Even the billionaires and politicians can't take the summer from us." 2: Daisy and Taff are at the pride festival, everything is melted a-la- persistence of memory, D: "Oh god, was it always this hot?" 3: Daisy is frazzled and swirly eyed with heat "They've deliberately engineered climate change to get rid of us, haven't they? These tech and oil oligarchs want us indoors, they'll trap us in web3.o metaverses where we'll be forced into digital labor-" 4: Zoom out into an arrray of monitors, an offscreen voice says "it's working! Burn more fossil fuels! build more data centers!"

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 5mo ago

This is totally me... #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=20#showCo...

Panel 1 Daisy is reading a comic that looks like this current comic, she thinks "This comic is funny I should leave a comment." 2: "Ugh I can't think of anything interesting to say." she types out "This is totally me..." 3: "Everyone is going to think I'm stupid! It would be better if I just moved on." 4: The comment, now a cartoon angel ascends into the sky "I couldve gotten so many like but now I'm in HEAVEN now, mommy!" The text is in comic sans, it says "DO NOT DELETE" heartbeat at 2 seconds! Life begins at first thought! paid for by a tax-ecempt religious organization

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 6mo ago

Taff puts a lot of effort into a salad. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=19#showCo...

1: Taff chops tomatoes. 2: Taff uses chef's pincers to carefully place a sprig of herbs. 3: Taff posts a picture of the very pretty salad to social media. (Two comments say positive things and have a few likes each. Daisy comments a similar positive thing and has 999 dislikes and negative replies. Taff hits like on her comment.) 4: Taff takes a bite of the salad, but he's thinking he'd rather have dino nuggets.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 6mo ago

Daisy is invited to the dance. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=18#showCo...

1: Taff and Daisy watch the Grom episode of Owl House together. Daisy "You know, I've never actually been to any school dances." 2: Daisy "I'd accepted that I was trans by then. I wasn't out to anyone, but being in a suit would've been torture... I didn't exactly have anyone to go with anyway..." 3. Daisy "It's not like it's important... I'm to old to care about something like that anymore, haha-" Taff gets this look like he has an idea. 4: One hour later, the living room is decorated like a school dance, and the two of them slow dance, Daisy visibly tearing up and smiling.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 6mo ago

#webcomics Driveway? more like drive… away…….. taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=17#showCo...

1: Daisy in her car “Shoot! I missed my turn. I’ll pull into this driveway to turn back around.”
2: Just as she pulls into the driveway, the door creaks open.
3: as Daisy is backing up, she makes horrible awkward eye contact with the middle aged woman who lives in the house.
4: Daisy drives at sunset, hair blowing in the breeze “Maybe I’ll keep on driving… til I’m where nobody can find me.”

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 6mo ago

Problem of other minds? More like problem with MY mind! ha ha! ha... #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=16#showCo...

1: (3000 B.C.E) two people in bronze age attire "The gods in my head tell me that you are a friend." "My gods concur!" 2: (1300 B.C.E) an Akkadian noble scowls before a backdrop of flame "I can no longer hear the voices of my gods, I have been forsaken, my land is in ruin..." 3: (1637 C.E) Rene Descartes writes in a book, thinking "I know I have internal experiences, I might infer those around me do as well. Or they might be robots." 4: (now) Daisy and Taff are looking at each other, Daisy says to him "Do you think she hates me forever now because I mispronounced her name?"

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 7mo ago

A new style can add a whole dimension to you. taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=15#showCo... #webcomics

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 7mo ago

Allergies, man... #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=14#showCo...

1: Daisy (thinking) "I had to use my epi last time I flew, I should tell the front desk about my peanut allergy, but I don't want to cause a fuss..." 2: "I-I have a question" "We fly airbus, not boeing." "(thank god.) Actually its about a peanut allergy" "Sure, I'll notify the flight crew." 3: "Attention passengers, because of the one seated in 21E, we won't be serving the free mixed nuts at this time and we ask that you refrain from eating peanut products for the duration of the flight thank you." 4: Daisy shrinks down into her seat, it's revealed that everyone on the plane is traveling for PEANUTCON 2026 and is very angry in her direction.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 7mo ago

Airports really seem to get worse every year. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=13#showCo...

1: Daisy walks through a labyrinthine airport. The gate numbers make no sense. 2: Daisy is stopped by an ICE agent who holds up a skin color chart, referencing the family guy scene, the top of the chart is labeled with 'Maybe shoot', the bottom is 'shoot'. another agent stands in the background, picking his nose and scratching his head with his pistol. He has a botched swastika tattoo on his forearm. 3:Daisy is subjected to a TSA body scanner, labelled 'p*nisDetector 3000', while a TSA agent pulls on a rubber glove. 4:Daisy is waiting at the gate, an announcement overhead declares "Attention passengers of flight 1366, your flight has been delayed by 72 hours." Daisy begins to cry.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 7mo ago

The brain doesn't understand that this level of scrutiny is unnecessary. taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=12#showCo... #webcomics

1- Taff and Daisy are at the door. D:"It was nice seeing your friends-- but..." 2: Daisy is manic in front of a conspiracy board a-la pepe silvia D: "Alex took 0.5 seconds longer than expeted after my comment about the space shuttle program so i'm wondering if my tone landed more dismissively than I intended and also i feel like my greeting to sarah came off as awkward" her head blocks the rest of the speech bubble. 3 - Daisy hands Taffy a sheet of paper as he looks on concernedly D:"Anyway, can you fill out this social performance review for me?" 4 - Daisy has been wrapped in a blanket and is being handed a steamy mug of hot chocolate D:"So you think I'm... overthinking again?"

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 8mo ago

She was taking a while. taffndaisy.neocities.org #webcomics

10 years ago a younger, pre-transition Daisy, she has short black hair and wears jeans and a tee, she nervously enters the bathroom carrying a skirt and knee socks. she puts it on, heart thumping and does a little spin. *knock knock* "what are you doing in there son? it's been an hour..." "uh- DRUGS! I'm doing DRUGS!"

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 8mo ago

They say god doesn't play dice... taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=10#showCo... #webcomics

1: Taffy takes a long sip of coffee. 2: Some glowing, celestial being rolls a pair of percentile dice, landing on 0, 2. 3: The being consults an ancient scroll titled Effeccts Table, and effect 2 is 'Become more tired, somehow.' 4: Close of of Taff, looking incredibly tired

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 8mo ago

The plight of the modern worker taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=9#showComic #webcomics

1: Daisy is on her laptop, laptop: "Now that you've re-entered all the information that was already in your resume, fill out this advanced, ai driven personality assessment."
2: The laptop screen shows a bizzare questionaire at question 5/1000, "Emails on the vacation?" an alien lounges in sunglesses. bottom of the screen are agree, disagree buttons.
3: "Now, to show us how EXCITED you are to have the opportunity to work at Bigcorp's call center, do a happy little dance for the camera! That's right, like a good little monkey!" Daisy dances hesitatingly, clearly upset, but forcing a smile.
4: "Thank you for applying! We won't ever get back to you!" Daisy breaks down crying

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 8mo ago

Some people really do just wake up like that #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=8#showComic

Daisy dos her morning routine, doing skincare, makeup, doing her hair, taking from when the moon is still up to when the sun has fully risen. Taffy sleeps in the background, but when he gets up he is rendered realistically and looks beautiful and sparkling without trying. Daisy looks on awkwardly.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 8mo ago

Taffy looks for his keys. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=7#showComic

1: Taff's keys aren't on the keyring. 2: Taff digs around the living room in search, throwing stuff. 3: Daisy "If you're looking for the keys, they're in your left hand." Taffy pauses, having been about to throw a chair. 4: Taff opens his hand to indeed see the keys. He looks distraught.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 9mo ago

Daisy attempts to buy groceries. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=6#showComic

1: Daisy, in checkout at the supermarket- "Oh no! I forgot my wallet!" 2: Daisy, driving home - "I'd better be extra careful while driving! I don't want to be charged with driving without a license." 3: Cop that pulls over Daisy - "Driving exactly the speed limit and forgetting your license? Suspicious. Recite the alphabet backwards while doing a handstand to prove that you're sober." 4: Daisy is thrown in jail for her crimes.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 9mo ago

They're both stubborn like that, actually. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=5#showComic

1: Daisy "No, you hang up!" 2: Taffy furrows his brow. 3: Daisy is riding home on the subway, still on the phone. 4: Taff and Daisy lie in bed, Daisy sweating, both still on the phone, refusing to hang up.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 9mo ago

Taff exerts free will? #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org/index.html?p...

1: Taff stares at a water bottle. 2: Taff sprouts cat ears and knocks the water bottle off the table. 3: Daisy says "Aw, water is spilling everywhere", Taff rubs his eyes. 4: Taff stares at his now detailed hands. Daisy says "Why did you do that?"

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 9mo ago

Daisy attempts to buy new shoes. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=3#showComic

Daisy (thinking): "There's only one shoe... and they're not in boxes. DO I ask for a box? I should ask at the counter... but people are *scary*. No! I won't be afraid! Employees are here to help me!
Employee at counter: "What? You don't even know how to buy shoes?
Employee, taking out phone to take a picture: "Everyone look! This dipshit doesn't know how to buy shoes!
Everyone points and laughs. A photo of Daisy is put up on the wall, labeled 'BANNED FOR BEING STUPID'

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 10mo ago

Taff buys new shoes. #webcomics

panel 1: Taffy opens a box of stompy goth platform heels. Panel 2: Taffy imagines wearing them to be taller than and to kabedon Daisy. Panel 3: The reality, taffy is still shorter than her even with the shoes. Panel 4: in anger taffy tosses the shoes into his bedroom trash bin.

Taff n' Daisy @taffndaisy.neocities.org · 10mo ago

the taff n' daisy neocities page also has an RSS feed for the real sickos out there