Claws Lemew
@tanasimensis.bsky.social
Poom. Sometimes an Ethiopian wolf 40. He/they Midwest. Machinist. Exhausted leftist. Author. Cat dad with a dad bod. Flying solo. Sometimes I have thoughts. 18+ only. I horny post. PFP: @amp.retroroughhouse.com https://sofurry.com/u/TanaSimensis
Kira is easily startled and her response to being such is to just jump straight up into the air. So sometimes I'll just be doing something and I'll make a noise and out of the corner of my eye I'll just see a black and white shape bounce into the air. It's very funny. And sad
I went for coffee with a friend today and decided to get a slice of cake they had. It's like 10 hours later and I'm still not over the fact that that slice of cake ended up being nine dollars. XD
I'm not calling them red pandas anymore I'm calling them bred pandas cause have you ever met one I mean goddamn..
I think this calls for ye olde cutting out expedition.
ABC 10News@abc10news.bsky.social · 3w agoThe Maritime Museum of San Diego will permanently close its 18th century replica frigate the HMS Surprise on Aug. 1, 2027, following an assessment that keeping the ship at the museum is no longer financially viable.
I don't nap a lot because I'm lazy. I do it because I like to participate in my kids hobbies.
Her legs are like, legitimately too long for her. She didn't grow right or something xD
What was going on here? Armies way larger than expected for the time that weren't really from around there. Who fought this battle. Why there? Why was it so large? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollens...
Tollense valley battlefield - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me · 6d agoWhat's your personal great white whale of an unsolved mystery? The thing you desperately hope is solved before you die because you need to know the answer? Mine is the Isabella Stewart Gardener Museum heist. Where the hell are the Rembrandts. I need the full story
In all of human history has any culture actually beaten the Assyrians at their beard game? Cause goddamn
Lot of normies following me lately so reposted this to lower the rent a bit
Claws Lemew@tanasimensis.bsky.social · 5mo agoWhat if my cat tongue got stuck on barbed cock like Velcro
What if my cat tongue got stuck on barbed cock like Velcro
Coworkers and boss discussing how Fauci is going to be picked up by a foreign country since they all followed our Covid lead and they all want him in jail too and he can't plead the fifth in another nation. ...okay 🙃 Will I ever work somewhere where I'm not 100% surrounded by insane people?
Oh great. The bank that does my car loan suddenly requires facial biometrics to log in. Tried getting around it a few ways but nope. I can't even check my balance or even see what my account number is without logging in so even if I want to refinance to avoid this they'll want my biometrics
If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Ron Johnson claims the the "injection injured" are committing mass suicide
