Tangerine

@tangerineboost.bsky.social

Citrus-based wolf that used to play video games on the Internet. Cars / Computers / 🏳️‍🌈 / Furry

What's a name that without fail always fits the person with it. Some of my examples would be .. Sheldon Bob Chuck It's like Dodge Challenger drivers: they always look like they drive a Dodge Challenger. You can pick them out of a crowd.

You wanna know how fucked we are? At my last job I was on a call with a developer triageing an issue when the CTO asked "who wrote this code, and can you tell me what it does?" The answer? "I pushed the code to production, but to be honest I am not familiar with what it does" 😳

William Shatner 24 years older than Disneyland. He is 40 years older than Disney World. He is older than the Empire State Building and the Golden Gate Bridge. He is older than the Las Vegas strip. He is older than The Gateway Arch in St. Louis.

The Mercedes G Wagon used in Bugonia is an electric car, but the production put fake exhausts on it and added G63 effects on drive-bys AND NO ONE IS TALKNG ABOUT IT! What is WRONG with you people!?

"Listen up, you little spazoids, I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you!" Name the movie.

I worked in private aviation. I know the space and I don't think Linus is a bad person for owning one. In fact, good for him! I will say I don't think he is talking to me anymore. Budget computer builds and fun networking is why I followed, jet life videos are when I unfollow.

Seeing photos of ICE at the airports just reminds me of the truth that all these people are nerds and/or folks with inferiority complexes who where given a vest and a gun. Now they're cool. Everyone was wrong about them. Look how powerful they are. Finally respected. Maybe they will get laid now.

Last week I interviewed for a senior leadership role at a small company. The interview was very rigorous and I had days or work poured into a presentation I gave to their hiring team. Since that interview they have ghosted me entirely. 5 interview rounds later and they stopped responding. Sucks.

What is your favorite fan theory? Mine might be that in The Big Lebowski, Donny is actually a figment of Walter's imagination. If you watch the movie with that idea in your head there are few instances where it breaks down. Another is Walter never served in Vietnam.

I told many folks around me that, as a former South Dakota resident I knew first hand Kristi Noem is a real piece of shit prior to her role in the current administration. I fear I didn't yell loudly enough or at enough people. It might be partially my fault. KRISTI NOEM IS A REAL PIECE OF SHIT!