Tanked Putin
@tankedputin.bsky.social
Intoxicated satire of some marginal gargoyle midget in Moscow - https://www.nature.com/articles/475037b N░U░K░E░S ░I░N░ ░B░I░O
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The Collapse
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When will Elon Musk release @russembswe.bsky.social from Twitter jail? This is blatant disrespect of diplomatic immunity! Persecution of a dissident! Silencing of a voice of… ridiculous Russian propaganda 😬
a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a wallet with two id cards in it and says " diplomatic immunity "
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UN 2.0 with an authoritarian capitalistic touch - Pay2Win. Join now and get 1 billion PeaceCoins* for free! * PeaceCoins can only be used within Board of Peace and are not redeemable.
Spontaneous and totally not choreographed protests have flamed up in solidarity with @russembswe.bsky.social and the totally unfair ban on Xitter
Im not sure my double has kept up with my lifestyle in the bunker. 😬
The new multipolar world order so many seem to yearn for, does not mean freedom and prosperity for the global south. It means less rules and consequences for dicktators like me, Xi Pooh and Kim the Young One. And more suffering for everyone else. … enjoy your new reality 😬
Lavrov seems to argue for elimination of Russian state 😳 "What is important to us is … a long-term sustainable peace based on the elimination of the root causes of the conflict"
Today I visited the front in Kursk… by that I mean that I cosplayed in a basement in Moscow with maps of Kursk on the walls. 😬
President Trump should be careful when planning invasions of other countries. Unlike the countries I attacked, Greenland do have one Nuuk. 😳
a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark and looks like a ufo .
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This was my plan! I mentioned to Xi last time we met and now he has copied it… who would have guessed 😳
American guns, tanks and air defenses were sent to Ukraine without any thoughts of the consequences. Imagine how useful they would have been in LA right now fighting fires instead.
According to Russian Ministry of Tourism and Ridiculous Propaganda, 2025 may be the year that Norilsk pass Vorkuta as the most beautiful city of Russia.
After almost three years, three quarter of a million soldiers lost and close to ten thousand tanks, we are still fighting with one hand behind the back. Waiting for the right moment to strike. This is true 4D chess.
Syrian grapes aren’t as sweet as advertised. In fact they are quite sour. We’re not weak, we just have a sensitive palate.
In 1989 Soviet troops left Afghanistan with the tail between the legs. Two years later the Soviet Union collapsed. Today we are leaving Syria with our tail between the legs… just saying 😬
Anton Gerashchenko@antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 2y agoReportedly, these are Russian armed forces leaving Syria.
Once we have soldiers inside the town of Pokrovsk we will celebrate by renaming it to Stalingrad… what could possibly go wrong?
Do you have any advice on how to console a deposed dicktator? Assad is constantly crying and wants to hug all the time. Not sure how to handle this 😳
War crime!!! Decadent NATO troops sighted in Ukraine. This is the naked truth! 😳
Loosing followers lately? Well, it can’t be worse than for me. I’ve lost ¾ of a million followers the last three years. Strangely enough in the demographic group Russian males on vacation in Ukraine. What am I doing wrong? #750K_day
Happy 750K-day! I’ve now officially unlocked new game mode: “worse than Napoleon” I’ve lost so many soldiers I’m in the hall of fame of worst commanders in history. But I’m not done yet. Do you think I can get to the full million before my regime collapse?
In Russia violence is an inherent part of everyone’s lives. We fight anyone, anywhere. We fight on the beaches, we fight in the fields and in the streets, we fight in the hills… and the elevators? #RussiaIsATerroristState