I'm kinda disappointed that Zues isn't around because he so would have had sex with a sports car and then we would have Transformers!
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42 is the answer to life the universe and everything as seen by a computer. 42 is ASCII for X. X is a variable. The answer to life the universe and everything is a variable. Fuck you Deep Thought!
First off, gunna start by saying, I find these words offensive. Having said that, turns out if you tell a Maga that Trump is a retarded faggot Nazi, and explain to them it's because the dimentia, sucking Bill Clinton's dick, and all the stuff that happened in the 1940's, 1/2
Remember people, if you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Been using the term, "Paint me orange and feed me a baby" when referring to rampant corruption. Gotten some laughs, and some super angry looks.
I hate my Life...... the cards are missing, the bridge is bent, and the fucken spinner won't spin!!!!
My religion; My religion is a search, a journey. A wonder and wander to where, when, why, and how. My religion is a shield, to defend those I love, to offer love to any who reach, and big enough to bridge the gaps that we've build to keep us separate....
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL TAKING PART IN NO KINGS DAY PROTESTS!!!! DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS! YOU WILL CONTRACT GONOHERPAIDS! I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK THE ICE AGENTS!!! Please share for awareness.
Fun/Unfun fact (depending on perspective): When the Nazis were brought to trial, "I was just fallowing orders." was not a valid argument for innocence.
a teddy bear wearing a military hat is behind bars
ALT: a teddy bear wearing a military hat is behind bars
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Alcatraz was shut down because of cost and abhorrent conditions. The fact that Republicans are proud of a place simply called Alligator Alcatraz in itself shows a lack of morals, compassion, and understanding. No matter what is said, there's really no way around that.
Been playing D&D with the same character for almost 4 years. Today, I officially retired him. Farewell Kroden the Tenacious, may your water be hot, your toilet paper soft, and your dentist, gentle.
As is the IRS is going to be shooting at each other in a display of total chaos. Jokes aside, the money you're expecting is coming from the American people you fucking gobshite....
Semi religious person here. I hear that Trump is "Sent by God" like he's the second coming of Christ. Okay, let's find out. Nail him to a cross, leave him for a few days and let's see what happens.
This is how people need to start talking to this orange tinted anal fissure. Wish it were real.
That moment you suspect your English is off, but no..... It's not....
It's funny how "fuck you" has turned into a generic insult to be ignored, but call someone a "trailer hitch sucker", which makes no sense, then start running, because they're going to kick your ass.
For whoever needs to hear this, and I mean this with as much heartfelt sincerity as I can muster. Fuck you.
Know your rights... And your lefts. Sucker punching a Nazi can totally become a thing again. Also, don't forget people, mask up for safety!
To all the extroverts who think introverts need to leave their safe space. Maybe try shutting the fuck up, and making the unsafe spaces safer.
If I can give one bit of advice, Gomez Addams that shit. EVERYTHING. Love is the key word. Got a girlfriend or wife, love her RELENTLESSLY. A hobby, yep. Family, them too. Hobbies, friends, everything. Love life relentlessly and don't back down. Love or death! Either way, what a treat.
I'd like to take a moment and discuss the importance of emotions. They make us who we are. They are our memories and without them, nothing matters enough to remember it. Love, anger, shame, pride... So when you remember someone, or feel a pang of pain at an absence, and without those feelings....
