I've been playing NFS Heat and they put in story missions where you follow your buddy to the actual race while they talk. But the AI tries to match your speed while also capping at like 90 miles an hour so it was insufferable every single time #bluToid

Just got a wild memory of an idiot teacher I had. He confused a nickname for accountants and a slur for Mexicans. He also drew asparagus on the board to tell a story about him picking it, then erased it when he realized it looks like he was drawing dicks. What a maroon #bluToid

Chickn Heat. Nashville chicken that was out of a truck and then a brick and mortar restaurant. Flaming hot, huge sandwich, very tasty. I tried their hottest sandwich and failed, but my friends gave me full marks. #bluToid

Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.

I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again

Oh thank god, this Oscar Mayer liversausage is authentic. I was worried that someone had undercut the ground up offal I'm eating with something cheaper. #bluToid

I don't know if it's the writing of the VO but man I hate Metaphor so much haha. It's draws out it's whole young adult ass story as much as it can. The extra line for the optional bosses was fun though. #bluToid

"Where's a minority to talk to, I need to increase my wisdom" - my actual trail of thought while playing Metaphor Re Fantazio #bluToid

Winnona's got a big brown beaver, and it was looking for a soul to steal. #bluToid

Spent some of my time tonight getting many DUIs in NFS: Heat playing with a wheel and stick shifter. I've only put a few hours in driving that way and its a blast. #bluToid

Couldn't find gravy at the grocery store and was going to go on a search before it before I remembered that I can make a roux. So I just got some stock instead. #bluToid

Zombie Burger got that dog in em. #bluToid

Someone went to a farmers market. I got some shitty food and a meat pie for lunch tomorrow. Mostly went because Nora just loves seeing people and getting pets. #bluToid

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. #bluToid

Paul Giamatti - DON'T... HELP (Shoot 'Em Up)

ALT: Paul Giamatti - DON'T... HELP (Shoot 'Em Up)

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NeoTurbo@neo-turbo.bsky.social · 2w ago

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. #blutoid

TIL a pipe dream is a dream you would have after hitting an opium pipe. Never thought about it but that makes sense. #bluToud

cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel

I signed up for speed dating. Its heartening that male tickets are for sale and tickets for ladies are a wait list. #bluToid

Fun way to win a commander game I had no right winning with my "Chucky Slasher Horror" deck- Saw in Half opponent 1's creature, Reanimate it, then attack with all my creatures getting +6 against opponent 2. Opponent 2 only has the Ur Dragon and Atraxa decks, so I dont feel too bad. #bluToid

Nora on furriday. #bluToid

For #blutoid feed users, heads up: bsky.app/profile/this... I had to redo the feed. The reason being is that SkyFeed is no longer reliable and I was able to find a bit better service elsewhere. Unfortunately, I lose a 65 heart like count. Oh well. If there's weirdness or bugs, let me know.

Wanna come over to my place and....return the beacon? #bluToid

Metaphor is a little annoying with his hand holding it is. Gallica doing her best Navi impression, constant chatter in combat, constant reminders of deadlines and 'you can turn in a quest' at every loading screen (even in a dungeon) is a little much. Still fun though. #bluToid

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Feels like I just completed the triathlon of depression: dishes out of the dishwasher, clothes out of the dryer, and a shower. Now tonight its time to finish up Pokemon Platinum and maybe some Everything is Crab after at twitch.tv/taterchimp. #bluToid, #twitch, #pokemon, #octothorpeTraveler

I ground out 77 levels on my pokemon this weekend to prep for the Elite 4. This was done while watching Project Hail Mary (very good) and D&D Honor Among Thieves (also good!) #bluToid

Ok, after the first dungeon, Metaphor Re Fantazio is just Persona wearing a different hat, feels great. I put on Star Trek TNG in the background, and I'm enjoying that as an adult. Later tonight will be grinding Pokemon to beat the Elite 4! #bluToid

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

Shit man, a good Sidecar at a bar hits just right. #bluToid

Post a gif of you walking outside of the air conditioning #bluToid

Riddick Escapes Crematoria Explosion

ALT: Riddick Escapes Crematoria Explosion

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Rewatched the Matrix Trilogy. I always liked all 3 of em, some of the implied headcanon you can makeup is pretty fun. The fighting definitely got cheesier throughout. #bluToid

I guess I'm about 80% of the way done with the pokemon randomzier. Thanks to being on an emulator, the fast forward has made it pretty quick. Not sure if I should do the national dex or not, or if I should roll a different game after. Either way, stream tonight to play some of it! #bluToid

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