Still reeling from the irony of Messi trying to snitch on Jailhouse Snitch™️ Cucurella 😆 Best player ever or not, no one likes a grass eh.

Ok look sorry I meant to switch off but I like Madonna and Ronaldo with a driving miss daisy shit eating grin makes me hard to hate it. Ok mute button now. Promise

Like Robert Johnson I've made my deal with the devil. In this case Cucurella's happiness is a price worth paying for the tears of Enzo Fernandes and that little wrongun Barco. Viva Espana 🇪🇸

Trying really hard not to be *old man shouts at cloud* about this but…

Ok I’ve been slower than most to turn on Tuchel, but these Arsenal players still being on the pitch at this point in this game means we are through. Through i tells ya

Promise me this doesn’t go to extra time and penalties. It just can’t.

fully expecting a picture of Tuchel as a piece of toast tomorrow in one of the remaining red tops.

Everyone is being very wise and financially prudent, which is nice. Well done all. But I really like Rogers and wanted him to sign for us.

Me and Djed Spence right now. Armistice business. Acting like it’s Xmas day 1914.

Stopppppp. Saka time.

Mc Hammer Dancing

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If you're looking for omens, I just beat an Argentinian player called "Cheloman9" with his Messi avatar and everything. It's so obviously coming home.

Jailhouse snitch in the final ffs

only other time I’ve seen Olise have that bad a game was the semi final in champs league. Mad time to have a stinker

A man who played like he always had something to prove, mostly to his manager, sometimes to the fans. I have been looking forward to retiring the word clutch, but it ain't to be (Mikel Merino seems to have other ideas). Goodnight sweet prince, and good luck. We'll always have West Ham away. 🇧🇪👀🇧🇪❤️

Arsenal, Arsenal. Soon to be Arsenal, Jude.

Craig Hope currently going “ah ffs there goes my mentions”

Basically we have to sit through this until Saka comes on in the second half and sets up Kane or Bellingham, and we all know it.

Trent scores that. Cheers

I watched this last night. Bonkers tale about the French team at the disastrous 2010 World Cup. Disappointed to say that Patrice Evra comes across well in it, delighted to say that William Gallas does not. Anyway it's a must watch, je crois.

VAR not pulling that one back are they Ha

I met Alexi Lalas once, with the Mundial magazine boys when we were making a programme about the birth of the MLS. We were quite excited cos all we knew of him was the hair and the vibes from '94. Every American we met told us he was a colossal bell. Just show you can't beat local knowledge eh.

Hugely enjoyable seeing the little Pickpocket Bernardo Silva unhappy. Add him to Ronaldo and Bruno and you have a delicious triple decker petty sandwich. 💅

What’s the point of Mik…. Ohhhh

The country of morecombe and wise, Monty python, and only fools & horses. That harry kane interview is a fitting addition to the list. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

party on the streets in London 🎉🎉⚽️⚽️

my goodness. That was a special one.

African Bushmen Perform Traditional Dance

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Personally don’t think Balogun should have been sent off, especially when Messi was not sent off for something similar. But to suspend his ban after pressure from Trump etc is such weak sauce. FIFA is a bumbaclart joke. But lemme tell you something you didn’t know.

I mean I’m trying my best, but it’s very hard not to like Haaland.

Ah he’s just done Gabby ffs. All ends up. Fair play.

Paraguay 2026 🤝 Uruguay 1986 For those old enough to remember that famous bunch of shithouses