Erisistible

@tbrwolf.bsky.social

Hi, I'm Eris! I'm a 22 year old furry streamer, hypnotist, and aspiring voice actor! Pan/Aro Your friendly neighborhood rabbit, who totally doesn't have an agenda to hypnotize all of you~ Focus on my posts and I may capture your attention 💛🩷

Get a kobold lapwarmer! Lonely and alone at home? Bored at work? In need of company and affection? Kobolds are the perfect size to put on your lap. For some shinies, kobolds will gladly help you with anything you want. Get kobold laowarmer today!

I fucking hate when I'm at work, finally catching up with my backlog Then suddenly get an email saying "Hey we have a shipment going out tomorrow, you got this started, right?" Like BITCH this is the first I'm hearing about this, what do you mean?! I have to do 37 contract transfers by Tomorrow!

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I want all people under 18 who interact with my game to know that I actually hate you. I do not care if you like what I make. I would rather tiktok be wiped off the face of the earth than have children exposed to my game via shitty edits. At least have the decency to like it in private, fuck.

Being a hypno-supervillain means you get a special kind of ravenous when a hero announces their brave and noble intentions Yes, yes. You'll certainly free your friends from their brainwashing. You'll resist my mind-melting spirals and honeysweet words because you're so strong-willed. Come closer.

I had a pretty boring day, so I have a task for all of you I assume the majority of my following is autistic, so I'm going to give you all a special opportunity I want you to infodump about something you know way too much about. Max out bsky's character limit to your heart's content