…an entire island of Jamesarus Bondi…

That’s weird. I wasn’t horny yesterday.

We’re gonna need a gay president, ya see, just to undecorate the White House.

PROTIP: 1) Pay for sex at least once 2) Think of how much money you just saved after you masturbate 3) PROFIT

Called boss. Said I’m going to Mitch work today.

Choose Own Adventure/Netflix True Crime series kit

I’m tired. **drinks Celsius** I’m tired & my ears are ringing.

Will this be on the test?

Jail? Disneyland? Don’t leave me hanging!

CBD/tHC/cyclobenzaprune/Josh Red music.youtube.com/watch?v=h1U2...

Cry to Me

YouTube video by Solomon Burke - Topic

music.youtube.com

Combo Uber and Lawn Green. Gig worker brings sod to your home so you can touch grass while remaining inside. And tacos 🌮 🌮🌮

I was getting lower wacker cocky and lower wacker slapped me down.

I talked to @mitchmcconell.bsky.social for 20 minutes today. You should stop shaming him because of complications in chin augmentation surgery.

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ANTIFA has ☢️ WPDs☢️ Weapons of Pool Destruction

Saturday night and the only one sliding into my DMs is CVS.

horny 4 Bernoulli

I spoke up in a division wide meeting. I’m going to need the rest of the day off to recover now.

Isn’t that just like a meat sac? Brings an organ to a robot knife fight.

I have orders to take a Fleets enema tonight. I think the insurance should cover it being administered by a German or Japanese domanatrix (with razor cut hair)

A tender coming of age story: The Summer of my 3 Urologists

To me, the worst thing is the Canadian tuxedo with American flags.

My dick looks like Trump’s hand.