It depends on the type of zombies you're talking about.
B.@missxbri.bsky.social · yesterdayI don’t wanna see y’all talking bout the zombie apocalypse no more, we all gone die cause who gone be the shooters!? No way you think you surviving zombies without guns 😭
My target audience = regular people who let others enjoy things and don't try to compose a word salad to change strangers' minds on the internet
I don't want smoke with either TBH, but at least there's a possibility you can hurt Batman, albeit a remote one. Bubbles will beat you like a dirty rug all by herself, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Hardcore Bubbles
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Empé 🐉👑@roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 2d agoQuestion on the clock app was would you rather square up with Batman or the Powerpuff girls and idc what the circumstances are I’m not taking them girls on at all.
Spongebob Squidward: Good Times, Mermaid Man 5
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John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d agoBluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
We all are strangers, but if you genuinely want to connect with someone offline make sure you genuinely try to get to know them. I think that’s a simple task
This is the most frustrating shit to me. How TF is something created by people "inevitable"? No one asked for this, anymore than anyone asked for the other failed techbro nonsense - and no one likes it So why are they trying to force us to accept it?
KD@kadeeja.blacksky.app · 2d agoPeople keep saying that AI is inevitable and I’m here to tell you that no the fuck it is not. 😘
Instead of paying a photographer, you generated an image of a wormsteak sub.
Khristoff@khristofflee.bsky.social · 3d agoLike you couldn’t just get pictures of your food??!!?!
It's the scariest shit in the world. Just out there on skis.
Lala@lalarchvs.bsky.social · 3d agoI’m ngl after your first time hydroplaning, you definitely respect driving in the rain a luh more 😭
I was gonna steal em, I aint have no money!
pυerтo rιcan вυlмa🇵🇷@juicyanimeboobs.bsky.social · 3d agoFor age verification, recite the ancient text
When I was a kid, our home was burglarized. The cops didn't show up until the next day, and just took a statement and left. They never did anything to find our stuff, despite the fact that we could literally hear someone blasting my dad's stereo a few blocks down the street. 911 is a joke.
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
Maple old fashioned and the bourbon punch.
Run Ray Run 🏃🏾♂️@ray-nard.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat yall drinking?
If a woman gets you out of the gulag, she deserves better than this.
Dr. Connichameleon@connichameleon.bsky.social · 5d agooh wow people.com/brittney-gri...
Do you realize how far this place had to fall off for biblical diseases to be making a comeback?
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 6d ago😵💫
You stole 200 racks and Busch Gardens is the best place you could think to go?!?
FOX8 WGHP@myfox8.com · 5d agoNorth Carolina firefighter embezzled $200k+; used taxpayer money to go to Busch Gardens
Why are your eyes watering from soap? Are you the Lamisil monster?
JazzReads📚🏀@jazzreads.bsky.social · 6d agoThis man said aggressive Soap 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quote with the most obscure, random movie you’ve seen in theaters. Not a Marvel film, Nolan film or franchise/blockbuster.
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 6d agoQuote with the most obscure, random movie you’ve seen in theaters. Not a Marvel film, Nolan film or franchise/blockbuster.
Victoria Monet reposted this on the clock app. Today was a good day.
A Child of the Skeets@tdanger19.blacksky.app · last wk.NEW MASHUP
I started thinning in my 20's, and the only way out was down. 😂
OKSOTHICK.@sayitaintsoph.bsky.social · last wk.I have a question and don’t fight me but men, how do yall be fully bald at 30? I’m assuming it’s a choice but even then, why?😭
