The biggest loser in this election? The national debt! Republicans in and out of office will finally notice it and demand its immediate eradication.
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I don’t think the US government should be making and live-streaming snuff films.
Trump hates American socialists, but he loves Chinese communists.
If Trump won’t let ALL news organizations into the White House then NO news organization should report anything Trump says.
If Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress have the money lying around to issue $5,000 checks to every American why not do it NOW? Why wait until AFTER the election? It almost sounds as if the promise for payment in the future is total bullshit.
Why would Donald Trump, who says he is the most physically fit man ever to serve as President, require TWO firefighters to carry him on 9/11? Is he now admitting that even 25 years ago he was a useless fat fuck?
Trump said America has more jobs than it’s ever had and people are working more than they ever have. He’s right! Average people have to work 2 or 3 jobs just to stay afloat.
Spirit Airlines has ceased operations, reports highest level of service and customer satisfaction in years.
The Pope is weak on crime. So are all the priests. They just won’t stop forgiving people!
Which should concern Christians more, that Trump posted a picture where he looks like Jesus, or that he now claims he’s not aware of what Jesus looks like?
Looking forward to Trump inviting the Artemis crew to the WH and serving them McDonalds hamburgers and fries.
Trump brilliantly negotiated a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz after some dumbass started a war with Iran and got it closed down.
People who said things like this about Charlie Kirk got fired.
Trump plans to replace TSA agents with ICE agents on Monday. ICE agents were poorly trained to do the job they had, and will be completely untrained to do the job they are being given on Monday. What could possibly go wrong?!
Know what else is “so easy” and has “so little risk”? NOT starting a war with Iran for no good reason, that’s what.
“Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally.” — Anne Applebaum
Can you believe that America’s historic allies, after only a year of being ridiculed and threatened by America’s president, are choosing not to help America prosecute a war that America started, which they were not consulted on and did not want?
Trump says high oil prices “are making us a lot of money.” Who is this “us” of which he speaks? It sure as hell isn’t me or anyone I know!
The stock market is performing so badly Pam Bondi might release the Epstein Files just to distract our attention.
I’m glad to see we are fighting in Ecuador now. The war in Iran was getting SO passé.
According to Marco Rubio the US attacked Iran not because they were armed and dangerous but because we thought they MIGHT be armed and dangerous, so the US has now become the George Zimmerman of nations.
The punch card Trump got with his FIFA Peace Prize clearly stated that once he stopped 8 wars he got a free one.
Pakistan has started bombing Afghanistan so Trump has another opportunity to claim he ended a war that he will claim did not start while he was president.
“You fat sorry sack of shit, people hate you!” — James Carville, on Donald Trump
Trump said tariffs brought in $17 trillion. Dividing $17 trillion by the number of people in the USA (345 million) works out to $49,275 per person. I’d like my refund in cash, please.