We're all horrible people, aren't we? Or is it just me?

Guess Donnie was thinking about more than one Big Beautiful Bill

I'm so sick of negativity but also have an obligation to be informed. What's the middle ground so I can actually enjoy things again?

AMULET TITAN LIVES ANOTHER DAY LET'S GO!

Magic: The Gathering@magic.wizards.com · 10mo ago

Today's update to the Banned & Restricted list impacts Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl. Read on DailyMTG now: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

How the fuck?

I'm SO glad I never discovered the lethal combination of alcohol and dating apps bc god DAMN I'd be making mistakes tonight

By defeating the Dick Cheney mini boss, Mamdani has given his party an AOE buff

Finally, a dish to add my listeria meatballs to

NPR@npr.org · 10mo ago

Certain prepared pasta dishes were recalled from retailers like Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart between June and October. Health officials urge customers to dispose of them and clean their fridges. n.pr/4oryBGm

Found a brown lizard in my bedroom. Moved it to the kitchen bc it's cold outside but I didn't wanna step on it in my sleep. Chilled on my arm for a bit and I watched it turn green. Coolest shit ever.

Okay so no joke wearing glasses has reduced my eye strain so much I no longer feel exhausted through the day? Like is that even possible? My eyes aren't tired and dry anymore and it's wonderful

New glasses go hard af I fear

Heads up if you use Spotify they're running ICE recruitment ads so you should stop using it and cancel premium if you've got it

Silksong is really pissing me off rn. Shit feels designed for the unemployed. Which is a shame bc I really like the environment and style but also WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC PIT THAT JUST SHIPS YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WITHOUT WARNING!?

I AM GOD-QUEEN EMPRESS OF THE NEW WORLD COME FUCK WITH ME

Do you know how fucking shitty of a president you have to be to get me to agree with FUCKING RONALD REAGAN!?

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 11mo ago

Here’s the original clip of Ronald Reagan from April 25, 1987, where he delivered a complete and total rebuke against tariffs. Trump's calling Reagan’s words here “FAKE” and “fraudulent.” They’re 100% real. And the original clip is actually far worse for Trump, as much is left out of the ad:

Quick little quote that I'm rather fond of from President Dwight D. Eisenhower pulled from a letter to his older brother. For no particular reason at all.

I wish to kiss a shy pretty boy rn

Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs

Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao

So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?

Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade

Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far

LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED

*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube? My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude

DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!

Waiter: and for you ma'am? Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice

Hey guys, God's a little too hungover for the Rapture today so he's moving it to next week. He didn't specify if it was an Earth week or a God week though.

I made the mistake of telling my therapist about my 7 distinct laundry piles I keep throughout my house. Apparently this is not normal. He has all but ordered me to clean them up. I am in shambles.

Absolute monster of a trout

Ladies and gentlethems, I present to you: my latest gambling venture