The Grand Arbiter 🏳️‍🌈

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Tea Based Justice, Served Piping Hot. I’ll be yapping here about Magic the Gathering, Gay Stuff, and Whatever I Feel Like.

I don’t think any Jace Fan would suggest Jace makes good choices, but it’s clear from the narrative that Jace was always going to do a heel turn. The tragedy of Jace is that his solutions are trying to save the world via domination rather than community. You cannot save something by controlling it.

Magic Card of the Day: Sphere of Annihilation It’s interesting when you put a wrath on the board that has a clock on it. Yeah it won’t blow up now, but it will if left alone and it will hit what I decreed. It’s sour if gets spot removed but if other folks are behind they might help protect it! #mtg

Sphere of Annihilation
{X}{B}
Artifact
This artifact enters with X void counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile this artifact, all creatures and planeswalkers with mana value less than or equal to the number of void counters on it, and all creature and planeswalker cards in graveyards with mana value less than or equal to the number of void counters on it.
Illustrated by Jason Felix

Magic Card of the Day: Ball Lightning Burn is often got a lot of instants and sorceries but additionally contains hyper efficient mana to damage creatures. 6 damage is generally great value when folks have 20 life.In commander you have to work a little harder to make this an effective threat. #mtg

Ball Lightning
{R}{R}{R}
Creature — Elemental
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it’s attacking.)
Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.
The most frightening storms are those not woven by nature’s hand.
6/1
Watermark: Set Symbol
Illustrated by Trevor Claxton

Magic Card of the Day: Homura, Human Ascendant/Homura's Essence Of course you want your entire board to turn into dragons and all you have to do is kill a single 4/4 monk. With so many ways to cheat a creature onto the battlefield and kill it six mana is nothing. Use Homura to take to the sky. #mtg

Homura, Human Ascendant
{4}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Monk
Homura can’t block.
When Homura dies, return it to the battlefield flipped.
4/4
Homura's Essence
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying and “{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.”
Illustrated by Kev WalkerHomura, Human Ascendant
{4}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Human Monk
Homura can’t block.
When Homura dies, return it to the battlefield flipped.
4/4
Homura's Essence
Legendary Enchantment
Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have flying and “{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.”
Illustrated by Kev Walker

Magic Card of the Day: Gruul War Chant The magic of Red/Green is bringing great violence to many houses but it’s annoying when folks have chumps to block with. If everyone needs two blockers it becomes incredibly frustrating. Plus one can’t commit too many attackers less you be left open! #mtg

Gruul War Chant
{2}{R}{G}
Enchantment
Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace.
“We are the heart of the wild, the fire in its eyes, and the howl in its throat. Come, join the battle to which you were born.”
—Kroshkar, Gruul shaman
Illustrated by Dave Kendall

Magic Card of the Day: Endurance Pitch spells define the formats they are in and thus designing them is pretty difficult. This however feels like a powerful but defensive effect. It can prevent a win from Oracle or save you from mill. You can save yourself, but you must find a win elsewhere. #mtg

Endurance
{1}{G}{G}
Creature — Elemental Incarnation
Flash
Reach
When this creature enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order.
Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
3/4
Illustrated by Svetlin Velinov