Bald Asshole
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Barbara Streisand Edition Bentleys
Why did she do something incompetent or malicious?
CNN@cnn.com · 4d agoWhite House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will leave her role at the end of August, President Donald Trump announced, marking a major shakeup for the president’s press operation, with less than three months until the midterm elections. https://cnn.it/4wlP6GT
Sons of Anarchy shot for shot remake but all the bikes are Groms
Stephen Miller looks like a picture of a high school locker would send him into a PTSD panic attack
Dropping three albums just to have none of them being talked about 3 months later is quite the feat
When they ask me about people who order Mocktails
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "Any country with windmills is a loser"
Trying to plan a bachelor party, anyone know where I can get one of these?
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoSchools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Golf clubs really be like “The Juiciest, Plumpest, Sloppiest Bertha You Can Fathom”
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
Anne Hathaway is waiting at home and she’s got that thing absolutely steaming for me, think I’ll go meander uncharted waters for a few years
Angine de Poitrine is French for "Sungazer for Babies"
they should have world cup playoffs so they can determine who is the best world cup team of all
2 hours to find out a team with 11 players is better than a team with 10 players
i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth
France really just went out there and surrendered huh?
Cyanide Tooth Cap for just in case my Story Likes ever go public
Just know the women on Montreal showed more respect and reverence for the pinky ring in one week than Toronto women have given it in one year
If I was a soccer player I'd simply pick up the ball in my hands and carry into to the net
Aka Mr. 5 à 7, Aka Mr. Bonjour-Hello, Aka Young Montemorency-Côte Vertu
Gonna need to see a consumption volume comparison between the data centres with water and you with Light Beer to asses...
Mad Auntie Kristy@auntiekristy.bsky.social · 2mo agoNext time you’re tempted to ask AI anything, come to Auntie Intelligence instead. I’ll make shit up while only consuming light beer.
Doesn’t matter what the question is, this is the answer
Amber DaSilva@ambericaoffline.beauty · 2mo agohighly recommend buying a motorcycle
How is an SUV going 40 going to rear end me if I’m doing 80?
@prudencegoodwife.bsky.social · 2mo agoMotorcycles are great fun. Until you get rear ended by an SUV going 40 mph. Then a shattered leg five surgeries and seven years of rehab to be able to walk normally again not so much.
Wolves vs Foxes to celebrate Hens month!
CNN@cnn.com · 2mo agoIran and Egypt are set to face off in a World Cup match dubbed the tournament's "Pride Match," taking place during Seattle Pride weekend, as tensions take center stage alongside the action on the pitch. CNN's Don Riddell reports. https://cnn.it/43Yq6tO
