January: "This is going to be my year" Me in August:

Donald Trump 2026 Highlights so far

European Parliament are pushing for an investigation against Gianni Infantino Infantino:

Me cause today’s my birthday & Juneteenth

"Listen, i feel like buying myself a..."

Me: feeding the cat the same food for 10 years. Cat:

Me forcing everyone to watch a movie i really like:

Living just in case things get better

This is the most important thing on the internet rn 🤣😭

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 25. Oct. 2014, 3am JD Vance, nice person, should invite him soon

Clinton to Trump

Amber Woods@amberspeaks.bsky.social · 6mo ago

BREAKING Bill Clinton calls for public hearings in Epstein files

Elon testifying is going to be hilarious #WeKnowWhatThatMeans

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 6mo ago

I love that the Paris prosecutor's office asked for Elon to come in for an interview on 4/20.

"Nobody believes in your vision until it's too late to be apart of it."

it's 2035 & you give a surprise visit to bro's house. (You're now one of those unmarried cool uncles)

1st January : "This is going to be my year" Me on 31st January:

The TL is somehow worse right now than it was during the election

My TL getting too political how do I reset this shit

Bluesky asking me to go live since when is this update??

how Gmail looks at you when you connect to your account from another device

Family guy is so random

mia cherry 🍒🧸🪽@miacherry.bsky.social · 2y ago

I hate family guy bc it makes me mad when they’re mean to meg Like leave her alone!! 😡

O ➡️ O ➡️ ⬅️ ■ 🔼 ⬆️

SheLuvvQtr🃏😶‍🌫️@drmrzwrld4k.bsky.social · 2y ago

i’m from this era nigga ian no tablet child🤏🏽🎮

Just ordered a happy meal at McDonald’s

Dr. Umar gon have a heart attack when he see these ☠️