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. . . urgh . i just remembered something embarrassing .
well , i haven't operated on you much -- and obviously every robot's framework is unique . even /i/ can find myself confused at times when navigating especially with someone as special as you . [ now that he got a better view of the exact condition of the knee , his expression became even more +
yeah... that'd be nice. [he agreed, sitting up as he pushed a sleeve across his snout. extending out his knee joint, where his synthetic fur was dangling loosely. it looked pretty dirty all around.] i trust you more than anyone else to do it... you probably know my framework best..
what why :( what if i need to reach something on the tippity-top shelf . i'll be too short
clockwork if we get made to watch the workplace conduct video again iβm personally going to force your height down to a solid 5β8
just found out about periods . fuck . why does builderman do this to our women . this is awful . this crisis needs to be solved .
oh , scripter . . . [ clockwork grimaced as his gaze laid towards the knee joint . that rust looked awful , and he could only imagine how unbearable the pain was . ] well , unfortunately it doesn't look like the rain is gonna go by any time soon . matter of fact , it's pouring real +
my limbs are really hurting right now. it's raining and i can feel the rust on my exposed knee joint... it hurts. [they whined, lowering their ripped ears. looking a sopping wet puppy... followed by a stifled sniffle. seems like they were trying not to cry over it!]
. . . scripter ? [ doing a quick knock on the wall before approaching . kneeling down to their height . ] are you alright ? i walked by your area and i saw you were curled up like a sad little lump .
[curled up in a ball. they look kinda miserable.]
hmhmhm . . . i did ! i took notice that you were beginning to run out when walking past your space , so i took it upon myself to resupply .
REALLY DID YOU GET THE DUST I LIKE YAYY YAYY YAYYY
to anyone whoβs name starts with scr and ends with ipter , i have laid out a new big bowl of dust for you to roll around in to keep your fur nice and clean . B)
of course iβd love to join . whatβs being made , though ?
would you like to join us? matt offered to cook!!
i have never listened to the nursery rhyme " I'm A Little Teapot " so currently i am educating myself . at 4:28 AM .
wasn't me . i don't use the coffee machine . i much prefer tea , anyways .
can someone please tell them to be quiet i'm trying to read
i know . and i understand . but i hope you can understand where i'm coming from , as i can only imagine how jarring this may be . . . i mean , an exploiter ? resting peacefully within our halls ? it's not something that you should usually take lightly . [ the single red glare that shined +
a difficult situation for me to stay neutral on, clockwork. [he sighed, raising his hands up to pinch the pride of his shell, pushing his glasses up. a small exhale, blooming tail doing a grand sweep across the ground before settling at his hooves.] but for you i will ponder. ++
[ clockwork chuckled a bit as the other teased , making sure his posture was straightened and polite . ] i will first put it simply . there has been an exploiter resting within our base for quite some time now . and to be more specific with the knowledge i've been given , they are one of +
hmmh. fine, as you wish. is my kindhearted advice too much for some folk? [he teased, chuckling slightly as he moved to stand closer to the robot... by his side, hands folded in front of him.] i'm settled. do fill me in.
matt . [ clockwork's expression softened , but straightened itself out swiftly after . ] i must implore you that we may be here for a while , but i ask for your attention throughout . . . . because i do believe these matters are very serious . before i go on , i ask that you swear to me that +
you've caught my interest, dearest clockwork.
there are many thoughts wandering around within the depths of my mind . many things i've overheard these past few days . . . . if i may have a word with anyone within roblox HQ , that would be much appreciated . as long as you promise to me that you won't fault anyone involved .
[ arms crossed , looking stumped . ]
[ schwoop ! wrapping his arms around them , ingulfing the other bot within the coziness of scripter's coat . ] i will . do not worry . i will return it back to you once our time here is finished . [ happy humming ! the wings on his valk flapped joyfully ! ]
[immediately shuffling into his arms with a delighted chirp! wiggling his whiskers.] please take good care of my cape! i have had it for so long now!!
thank you . i'm cozywork now . if you so wish , allow me to share my coziness with you . [ opening his arms , allowing scripter the option to crawl into his embrace ! ]
...sure! [he unclips it and wraps it around clockwork...]
i'm coldwork . i'm very cold . can i have your fluffy cape
who are you