its funny with how close i am with cookie the cat, that I will always have 0 idea what the first 2 years of his life were like
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im fascinated by the AI made song thats charting on the top 100 rn. why does it sound like morissey
'choosin texas' is a name for a fake 70's country hit in a pynchon novel
casaubon would have a substack. ladislaw would have a podcast
jack ‼️@tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · yesterdaymiddlemarch is really good so far. there are charecters in this book who are exactly like people today, 200 years later
as someone who was into discussing music online in 2019, its very funny that slayyyter had a big artistic star turn 7 years later
middlemarch is really good so far. there are charecters in this book who are exactly like people today, 200 years later
i cant believe the padres have bought in like 7 trade deadlines in a row and have one NLCS appearance to show for it. but they just keep doing it
chances of the 2027 mlb season starting on time went down like 20% overnight lol
i remember our ap world history teacher very sadly telling us prince died. my foolish 15 year old self was like 'who cares'. i really get it now
they really are letting tom holland do spiderman movies at age 30. spiderman with a tier list of 90's alt rock albums
no greater feeling than being close to the end of the workday and thinking 'wow i get to hang out with my cat soon thats awesome'
jack ‼️@tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · last wk.one good thing about the internet: it makes me super happy seeing how much everybody loves their cats. its nice to know its a shared appreciation
whoever spoke with Charli XCX in like january of 2024 and convinced her to make her new albums like pop 2 again: i owe you so so much
one good thing about the internet: it makes me super happy seeing how much everybody loves their cats. its nice to know its a shared appreciation
panda express fortune cookie yesterday said 'You are a connoisseur of fine food and beverage'... and im like obviously, as I am eating panda express
i just know martin scorcese's gen z daughter had to explain the charli xcx discog to him
every director always wants to do an Odyssey adaptation. why not the iliad?? i like that one better
i understand why but its still really funny to see people post spoiler tags about The Odyssey, which dropped 2700 years ago
first entroducing listen after having watched prince of darkness
Drake & Future: Fig Reaction
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old people were on to something with the populairity of simon and garfunkel
every director wants to adapt or spiritually adapt the odyssey, and i mean whatever its cool. but whens someone gonna do the iliad?
my mj lenderman opinion is that i think i like boat songs the most of his albums
tyler herro is the player with a jack harlow song named for him. thats all im saying
god placed a curse on me that the only video game i will ever be good at is hearthstone: heroes of warcraft
spotify algorithm spent like a year plus trying to get me into This is Lorelei. spotify algorithm was absolutely right in this scenario
till you get to be Captain, the higher you rise the harder you toil
its been over a month now and I still cant parse out mentally how well the marlins are doing. its like the season trajectory was generated by AI
public figure who has the most similar hair to me?? probably kurt vile
its so sad to see a promising young artist who's unable to emerge from the shadow of previous success 😭😢
the thing about pitchfork is theyre usually right about music being good. this mj lenderman stuff is serious