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just idling insignificantly

GUARD 1: The greeks have tricked their way in and are sacking our sacred temple GUARD 2: No, How could they do this on today, (turns to camera) January 6th

the odyssey appeals to the timeless male fantasy of being an old guy no one takes seriously until it's too late for them

(furry turning up at Circe's island) ahh i'd love some food? my true nature is a nasty little fox!! ha ha. dont turn me into one XD

the other day i met a spanish guy who had drunk so much whisky he sounded scottish. he talked at me about aphex twin for like 15 uninterrupted minutes and i only clocked it when he mentioned seeing aphex twin back in spain. he's probably had the best week

i think we all knew deep down this was not going to be a golden summer for england. those vibes were never in reach and the football had to reflect that

narratively i think argentina winning this but losing in the final is the most satisfying. not sure about a tiki taka spain side winning right after everyone rediscovered set pieces and headers though. maybe england should win it all. much to consider...

i am kind of desperate to know what harry kane and donald trump talked about. feels like potentially some of the world's weirdest small talk