Just a reminder that there’s no Cruise Control tonight due to team holidays. See you next week!

Just a reminder that there’s no Cruise Control tonight due to team holidays. See you next week!

Hi everyone - just a reminder that Ted and Barry are taking a well-earned holiday 😎 There will be no Unwrapped or Cruise Control this week. Our men’s nights begin again from 25 September. See you soon!

We’re getting ready for a little holiday - but there’s still time for another Cruise Control session tonight before we go! No dress code: just chilled out men only fun. Ted’s will be closed from 14 - 24 September. We look forward to seeing you on our return.

Unwrapped is back tonight! We’re getting ready to take a little holiday, so make the most of our naked and underwear night tonight. Free entry for under 30s! We’re closed on 15 and 22 September. Unwrapped will be back on Tuesday 29 September.

Tonight's the night! Get ready to DARE... Our monthly CMNM night is back! Fully dressed, fully naked or anything in between - everyone is welcome and what you wear, or don't, is up to you. We're open from 6 - midnight. See you then!

Tonight it’s our usual Cruise Control session. No dress code - just pure and simple men only fun 😈 Then tomorrow it’s our monthly CMNM night, DARE! Fully dressed, fully naked or anything in between - it’s entirely up to you. See you tonight, tomorrow or both!

3 times the fun at Ted’s this week! First up tonight is our weekly underwear/naked night, Unwrapped. Free entry for under 30s. Friday is Cruise Control. No theme or dress code: just a chilled night. Then on Saturday, it’s the big one: our monthly CMNM night, DARE! Clothed, naked or in between 😉

FRI-YAY! Cruise Control is back at Ted’s tonight from 7 - midnight. No theme, no dress code: just men only fun!

Listen up - Unwrapped is back tonight! Join us from 7 - midnight for our weekly naked and underwear night. Every age, every body - everyone welcome. And remember, under 30s come in for free!

It’s Friday at last - time for Cruise Control! Our weekly no dress code cruise session is back tonight from 7 - midnight. Chill at the bar, or get hot in the darkroom 😈

Get ready to get Unwrapped tonight! Our weekly naked or underwear night is open from 7 - midnight, with free entry for under 30s. Come on down and take your wrapping off 😈

The heatwave’s over and the rain is coming back ☔️ But you can take shelter with us at Unwrapped tomorrow! Join our weekly naked and underwear night from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s! Then, on Friday, Cruise Control returns from 7 - midnight. No dress code - just chilled out fun.

Cruise Control returns to Ted’s Place tonight! It’s Friday at last - which means it’s time to get cruisy 😈 No theme or dress code: just a chilled out and friendly men only space. Join us from 7 - midnight!

Unwrapped is back tonight! Naked or underwear only. Under 30s get in free with ID! And don’t forget, we’re cash only, so remember to stop off on the way 💸

This week at Ted’s… On Tuesday, our weekly naked & underwear night for daddies and & admirers, Unwrapped, returns from 7 - 12. Free entry for under 30s! On Friday, get the weekend started with Cruise Control. No dress code - just a relaxed, friendly men only environment. Open 7 - 12.

Hey hey, it’s Friday! And that means Cruise Control is back. No dress code - just a chilled out, men only environment. Join us from 7 - midnight tonight!

We did it!!! 🥳🥳 We know 1000 followers is isn’t a lot for some venues. But for us as a small venue, fighting for space on social media and in people’s busy diaries, it all means a lot. We appreciate each and every one of you 🤩

Great to see so many of you last night! Fabulous evening 🤩 We’re really pleased you enjoy Unwrapped - but if we were to add a new event to our line-up, either a regular night or a special event, what would you like to see? Sportswear? Rubber/leather? Bi night? Something else?

TTIT! (That stands for Thank Ted’s it’s Tuesday…) Unwrapped is back! Join us from 7 - midnight for our weekly naked and underwear night. Remember, under 30s enter for free with valid ID! See you later 😈🩲

Just a few hours until it’s time for DARE! London’s longest running CMNM night is back. Fully dressed, fully naked or anything in between - it’s all up to you. Open until midnight!

Don’t forget it’s a double dose of Ted’s this weekend! We’re open for Cruise Control until 12 as usual. No dress code - just relaxed men only fun. Then tomorrow, from 6 - 12, it’s our monthly CMNM night, DARE. Fully dressed, undressed or anywhere in between: what you wear (or don’t) is up to you 😈

A big week at Ted's! Join us tonight from 7 - 12 for Unwrapped, our naked & underwear night. Free entry for under 30s! Friday is Cruise Control: our men only, no dress code session. Open 7 - 12. Then on Saturday it's our monthly clothing optional night, DARE, from 6 - 12... 😈

Switch to Cruise Control! Join us for our regular Friday men only session. No dress code - you can quite literally come as you are! Open 7 - midnight.

Don’t forget it’s 2-for-1 entry at Ted’s tonight! Bring a friend to Unwrapped and you can both come for a single £6 door price. Remember, under 30s come in for free every week with ID! Get down and get Unwrapped…

Bring a friend to Unwrapped for free! Special offer this Tuesday: come together to enjoy 2-for-1 on our standard entry price of £6. Not been before and want to try it out? Or want to show a friend what they’re missing? Now’s the perfect time! And remember, under 30s always come for free…

Our regular Friday night Cruise Control session returns from 7 - midnight tonight! Friendly bar; even friendlier darkroom 😈 Then on Tuesday, you can bring a friend along for free! For one week only, it’s 2-for-1 entry at Unwrapped - more details to follow…

Okay, we can’t guarantee you’ll meet him at Ted’s 😝 But you don’t have to wait until the final whistle to swap shirts (and a lot more) either 😈 If you’re sick of football fever, join us for Unwrapped tonight from 7 - midnight. Free entry for under 30s!

We’re celebrating! We’re so grateful to all of you for choosing to follow us - it means a lot 🤩 Get the party going tonight at Cruise Control, open from 7 - midnight. No dress code - come (or cum) as you are 😈

Get ready to get Unwrapped! We’re back from our holidays and are open from 7 - midnight tonight and every Tuesday. Free entry for under 30s!