"That's true."

Maggie "Caliber" Sakimoto@codenamecaliber.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Mhm. Unless you have low patience, you are just giving them unwanted attention. In which they don't deserve.

"Eh, it's easy to ignore em."

Maggie "Caliber" Sakimoto@codenamecaliber.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Exactly, mister. Unless they are trying to be.. y'know? Annoying?

"Could always be worse."

Maggie "Caliber" Sakimoto@codenamecaliber.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Most of the time, perhaps.

"I know I'm weird. I don't care. It takes one to know one."

The Amazing Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)@webwarrior.bsky.social · 6mo ago

"Look who's talking."

"WOW! My First Post! I better make it good! Uhhh...Ummm... Kumquats! Yeah!" ⭕#DCRP ⭕18+ (Lewd in DMs only) ⭕Lookin' for serious RPs and Banter ⭕Ships with Chem ⭕ Completely Insane (duh) ⭕Loves to Annoy!

"At least they're consistent."

Maggie "Caliber" Sakimoto@codenamecaliber.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Always, unfortunately.

"Buncha weirdos around here."

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"I start every day like this."

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❝ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ❞ ♡ + ⇄

"You ain't driving anytime soon."

He raises an eyebrow. He's never been in this position before so he has no idea what to do.

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱@toxiclips.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“ nope. ”

"Wouldn't you be more comfortable on a couch instead of my lap?"

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱@toxiclips.bsky.social · 8mo ago

cue a small nod.

Ted looks over her shoulder to see the book in her hands. "Oh '

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱@toxiclips.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“ of my book. ”

He looks around, wondering what's happening. "What is?"

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱@toxiclips.bsky.social · 8mo ago

“ shhh, this is my favorite part. ”

"Can I help you with something?*

𝐢𝐯𝐲 🌱@toxiclips.bsky.social · 8mo ago

plopping in the reader’s lap.

"Just doing what I can with the tools I got."

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫@absolutepeegee.bsky.social · 12mo ago

"Got there, and built a life there. These kids are lucky to have you teaching them the ropes."

"It wasn't easy. You broke plenty of bags back in the day. And bruised me up pretty good. Glad to see you got there in the end, though."

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫@absolutepeegee.bsky.social · 12mo ago

"It takes all my power to not. But you taught me that control, Ted."

"I must be getting old. Back in the day I'd break these bags.,"

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⚡︎⋆⋅☆⋅⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ─── ϟ𝓢ϟ─── ˖ ݁ 𖥔.⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ⚡︎ ˗ˏˋ ☆ ― ᴀ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴋʀʏᴘᴛᴏɴ ˗ˏˋ ☆ ― ᴀ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴀʀᴛʜ ˗ˏˋ ☆ ― ꜱᴏʟᴀʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ꜱᴀꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ (૭ ｡•̀ ᵕ •́｡ )૭ ⚡︎⋆⋅☆⋅⋆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ─── ϟ𝓢ϟ─── ˖ ݁ 𖥔.⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ⚡︎

𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐊𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫@absolutepeegee.bsky.social · last yr.

❝𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝙙𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙠 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙤𝙮.❞

"Got a keep pushing."

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lily⤜♡→ SAY HELLO NEW ME!

"You really wanna try me?"

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"It takes a lot of work to look like this."

"Not too many days left to ride.$

"This is how I became the champ."

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