it's amazing how many people i've managed to convince that i'm not 19 years old

I dont watch overezeggs but the clips youtube gives me are very nice they should make youtube only be shorts for vtubers so theyre funny all the time

guys im kinda dumb my boob hurts like rly bad and I only realised it was because I had a lego in my bed digging into it 4 minutes AFTER I got up and wondered why I had a rectangular lump

I like to play this game at work where I track my boss by her smell and use it to avoid her when im not hiding

#GraceRocky Grace at age 100: Okay what Rocky: Must be something in the water, haha! Grace: Rocky: Grace: Rocky: Grace: Rocky: We put something in the water, statement.

"why IS sanctuary moon your favorite?"

im too sleepy and tiny to be doing all this shit someone else take care of it

girl you suck at this whole manipulating thing have you tried any other careers? I mean like anything really. circus clown maybe?

the asmr i put on this morning yk block the daytime noise somehow got around tk telling me NOT to kill myself so ig uess I cant do that for a bit

help i combed my hair and I cant fucking see now my bangs just eclipsed the sun

where the fuck am i supposed to accept bribes for my political campaign from 8am to 6pm now

badly drawn bee 🐝@soapachu.bsky.social · last wk.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

But would you eat this?

not knowing fucking anything about fighting games except my brothers mugen mods is incredibly funny like yeah I know minecraft Steve and goku

sorry i cant go on a date with you tonight my governor module wont let me what no i didnt hack it i dont know what you're talking about

the human body is flawed because in order to sleep the legs need a spacer jn between them to feel comfy. this is something my company is aiming to solve

big ashley toothpaste edits@teethpastw.bsky.social · last wk.

the giant weighted pillow i use to crush myself at night has proven that biologically speaking im clearly meant to clamp around something squishy to sleep because why else do my legs feels so nice when I do this

omg my new shirts are here yay

the giant weighted pillow i use to crush myself at night has proven that biologically speaking im clearly meant to clamp around something squishy to sleep because why else do my legs feels so nice when I do this

Morning Kitten

Ya girl want me because of my pepsi scent

something fucking devious and conniving is happening

im afraid to go to the dentist because while I've never been and cant rly be blamed for having terrible oral care as a child what if i get a girl one and shes hot and Im just sitting there with my lame ass teeth

steam will email you about games on your wishlist youve never heard of but clearly have according to steams arcane workings

yeah babe we can do murder suicide. when were like 60. I kinda like my job rn tho the shitty aspects are building extra lore