Snooze monster hibernating in her blanket cave.

The true reminder of how old you are is not how you feel, but how long you have to scroll to find your birth year dropdown boxes.

I can't get the "Count the Rice" song out of my head.

Relaxing with the boyfriend 🦨💖🐎 Weed isn't the only "skunk" that donk wants to take a puff of🥴💨

My "for you" feed is all Jimothy fan art and I'd got all the time in the world for him.

What is with bugs assaulting me this week? I was out walking the dogs tonight with a headlamp on and a small moth flew up my nose.

Teft Akita@teft.bsky.social · 3w ago

Well that was uncomfortable. I just had a wasp try zipping past my head and get stuck between my ear and my sunglasses. I’m sure it didn’t last more than a second or two but I can still feel that buzzing and *shudders*

MUSIC STUDIO!

me

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮@bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 3w ago

Leave a message I'll be right back. #Yeenwhile

Well that was uncomfortable. I just had a wasp try zipping past my head and get stuck between my ear and my sunglasses. I’m sure it didn’t last more than a second or two but I can still feel that buzzing and *shudders*

exploration of homosexuality

Live footage of Lindsey Graham this morning.

Elderly Man's Hell Descent

ALT: Elderly Man's Hell Descent

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Post a movie you like that a lot of people hate.

Coopertom@coopertom.bsky.social · 4w ago

Post a movie you like that a lot of people hate.

[IRL porn] Happy Friday!

day 9: nicknames I call my dog #julydoodle

Welp, this sucks. Been re-watching Community on Netflix with subtitles on. It’s clearly now AI generated crap that cuts words from the dialogue that the AI deems to be “unnecessary” for shorted read time. Also the placement of the subs is really weird and inconsistent. Ugh, “the future” is awful :(

maybe my house is haunted 👻

Now that Callie is home and recovered, I can share this photo from visiting her in the ICU last week. I have never received stronger “I wanna go home” sad puppy eyes. Broke my heart. * Label added for dog in hospital with feeding tube in her nose.

Pupdate: After a very scary 10 days or so, Callie is recovering well. She lost almost 15% of her body weight between the diarrhea and not eating, spent 4 nights in the ICU. Some strong antibiotics finally started turning things around and she is eating well and feeling so much better.

Teft Akita@teft.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Please send some good vibes for Callie. She’s not feeling well and hasn’t eaten for 3 days. Ultrasound, bloodwork, and other testing have all been clear. Monitoring, medicating, giving lots of pets, hoping she gets her appetite back soon :(

Here's to a beautiful weekend! As we celebrate Pride, and joy in our LGBTQIA+ community, a reminder that your zoo is a safe and welcoming place for everyone. If you are attending the Seattle Pride parade, wave at us when you see our Woodland Park Zoo team! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 📷 Carson by animal keeper Megan 🌈

🏳️‍🌈 STAY LOUD! Pride Pt. 2 is out now! 🏳️‍🌈 We figured it was time to put some color back in the lineup! We've got 8 new Tie-Dye Tees and Tanks available right now! These were a huge labor of love, made by hand, each one slightly different. We hope you like them! nomadcomplex.com/collections/...

Thanks for all the messages 💜 Beginning day 5 of Callie not eating. Back at the doggy hospital for more testing. Gonna be a stressful day for us both.

Teft Akita@teft.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Please send some good vibes for Callie. She’s not feeling well and hasn’t eaten for 3 days. Ultrasound, bloodwork, and other testing have all been clear. Monitoring, medicating, giving lots of pets, hoping she gets her appetite back soon :(

Please send some good vibes for Callie. She’s not feeling well and hasn’t eaten for 3 days. Ultrasound, bloodwork, and other testing have all been clear. Monitoring, medicating, giving lots of pets, hoping she gets her appetite back soon :(

I miss my WA friends. ☹️

1. Dog 2. Dog 3. Dog 4. Dog 5. Crow

Be kind, bring joy, repeat@tripecollie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you had ✨ANIMORPH powers✨ and could turn into animals you've had tactile contact with, what would be your Top 5? (Only those you've been in contact with IRL though, as per Animorph rules!) 1. Wolf 2. Dog 3. Red Fox 4. Horse 5. Hyena

I’m doing that thing where I make art for ya in exchange for monetary compensation! -Link to the form in the next comment ⬇️ -All info in said form! Reposts, comments, and telling your friends about this through unconventional ways is appreciated! Thank you! 💜 #furryart #furrycommissions

Noodles says hi :3