I'm actually crying, this is an incredible bit. minesweeper.mikelacher.com

Triple-A Minesweeper

Sweep to survive in the action-packed, AAA reboot of the classic puzzle game.

minesweeper.mikelacher.com

I asked my son if he had dinner yet and he said "I drank a whole litre of water buffalo milk so I'm ok"

I'ma just say it: if you're the type of dad who would rather train an AI model to read to your child than to just read to your child, I think it would be better for your child if you tied a millstone around your neck and cast yourself into the sea

あさらくがき

A young person just offered me their seat on the bus. Chat, am I cooked?

In an age of uncanny frictionless AI art, it slaps that counterculture art will basically be the original "graphics design is my passion" meme but earnestly

"Ran out of serum today"

Daniel Bellingradt@dbellingradt.bsky.social · 3d ago

Wrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish.

Top-tier weird little guy on an incantation bowl from Nippur, Iraq, c 500 BCE, in the Penn Museum.

The most psychotic possible framing of this archive.is/202609271858...

A sad story: my friend who is autistic was told repeatedly by management that her emails were "cold" and "unfriendly" so she started having chatgpt rewrite her emails to be more "corporate friendly" and now she's being praised for her friendliness by c-suite executives

me on a regular outing with the boys

Aura/Moom@moomanibe.bsky.social · 3d ago

Had a dream someone made a life sim where you play as a blessed idiot boy on a trip to golf with friends and every morning you come up with the stupidest excuse possible to not golf that day ("I gotta get my tennis on so I can really hit balls!") and fuck off to explore instead, pissing everyone off

Day five of painting one lad a day for Orktober

god I miss cohost

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Painting a lad a day for Orktober

I hesitate to tell people I listen to vinyl records because inevitably they ask me what kind of records I collect and I have to sheepishly say "thrift store classical music records and albums I find abandoned in alleyways"

I know there's a lot of gender going on here but why would you flavour your butt wipes

spookitty, esq.@ibsroyalty.bsky.social · 6d ago

there’s so much to unpack here.

A bit of a late start, but painting a lad a day for orktober

Da boids

Are those mushrooms growing in my indoors potted rosemary????????

I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”

Parkscope Joe@parkscopejoe.bsky.social · last wk.

This is insane.

strong armor

you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.

I ate a banana for breakfast... but fifteen minutes later, I was more hungry than before I ate the banana... banana betrayal...