Teko

@teko.bsky.social

Otter or maybe mouse | he/him, bi or something | graphic designer | maker and eater of foods | Boston area

I tried the at-home doner kebab recipe & it worked well! Just mix up meat with some grated onion, yogurt, & spices, squish thin between layers of parchment paper, roll, bake, and you get decent fake doner meat.

Rolled up tubes of thinly pressed meat mixture.Thin, juicy, well spiced meat for wraps.

I've never been to a Dutch Bros coffee, but apparently their most popular drinks include The Golden Eagle™, The Annihilator™, Double Torture™, and The 911™. Is this coffee to drink in your Humvee while wearing wraparound shades or what?

I helped taste-test these and very much agree with Aethan's review! The canned peaches worked surprisingly well with the chili and hotdog, and the fries added great texture & crunch. But the egg just made it very hard to eat and extra sloppy.

Andy "Aethan" French@aethan.bsky.social · 2w ago

Starting a new series of articles on my (still free) Patreon called Comic Book Cuisine. My plan is to take foods made popular in or introduced by DC Comics and make and eat them in real life. This week, I tackle the insanity of...the Metropolis Dog. www.patreon.com/aethanbear/p...

My character for a friend's upcoming campaign - Pala, a faun druid from a secluded forest whose love for all life is boundless. They're all too eager to learn what wonders the outside world holds, but might be a bit unprepared for some of the realities. #art #oc

A gangly faun character, a little more antelope-like than goat-like, beaming with enthusiasm (and displaying chipped buck teeth in the process). They have bushy long red hair, the sidelocks turned into long braids, and wear a long green-and-blue tasseled cape. The staff they clutch is a long, gnarled tree branch, with shelf fungi growing on one corner, a woodpecker poking out of a hole in the next, and a rhinoceros beetle clinging on at the end.

Throwback to the time my nephew (now a teen) went to the Columbus Zoo and Jack Hannah, wearing a ridiculous fake mustache, was working at one of the snack stands selling popcorn. He signed his hat and said "Don't tell anyone you saw me."

A five year old boy sitting on a counter as Jack Hannah of the Columbus Zoo, wearing a silly fake mustache, chats with him.

Saw the 1931 pre-Code tabloid journalism movie FIVE STAR FINAL last night, with a fantastic Edward G. Robinson as the volatile editor and a slimy, pre-Frankenstein Boris Karloff as a skeezy reporter. Wm. Randolph Hearst tried to bury this movie for attacking him and it's easy to see why.

Theatrical poster for FIVE STAR FINAL starring Edward G. Robinson.

I very much appreciate that every news story about Lindsey Graham's passing pretty much consists of "He was a spineless quisling who did nothing positive for anybody."

Client: Look! I designed the new project all by myself! Me: Where'd you get the icons & assets from? Client: Uh, ChatGPT. Me: Did you write this copy? Client: No, it's from ChatGPT. Me: What software did you use? Client: ...ChatGPT.