You know I really like Blaze's shade of Purple of her [ catching a glimpse of Ziel ] Hey what the fuck is that

Who is crashing out?

I could always beat up a random idiot to get on the news... orrr I can destroy the statue of the castle....

well you'll see me on the news in like thirty minutes, see you soon

acab

☆ ꌗꃅꍏ꓄꓄ꍟꋪꍟꀸ ꒒ꀤꍟꌗ ☆@thebrokenpromise.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm a cop i can get away with it

me when my girlfriend stabs me with my own sword and then we kiss and I die for like thirty minutes

Well I better go cause some mayhem then

Alright Bing, dox this guy's balls

Yeeeahhh, i bet you must be bored out of your mind Princess~

JUST USE WD 40 FOR FIUCK'S SAKE

Did the kingdom collapse while I was gone

who the fuck are you shitlips

BLAZE YOUUUU

i miss my rival girlfriend situationship

Pride monnmmth Gonna get the gay weed out

[ stabbing it with her Rapier mid flight ] Nice conversation Same time tomorrow?

[ just chucking a brick at his face because she's bored ]

∆. Welcome to Minecraft, this world's iconic but I am evil ironic

∆. Just know she's lesbian

Jolt, babe, You need to watch a video called Deadpool Vs Peter Griffin Rap Battle

I'll Giggity Jolt and make more pot brownies

I just watched the greatest thing Sonic's dimension has to offer

Don't Call Me Selfish, I Ain't Sharin'

∆. I could do something so funny right now and on a whim but I don't want to make another account....

COMMME ONNNNN YOU'RE GONNA GET HIT BY A BIRD UP THERE

HEY GET DOWN HERE

[ walking over some broken glass with her big ass boots ] Has anyone seen my rapier?

Damn That felt anti climatic... [ Pulling the sword out his head... Looking at his outfit Taking the scouter ] This is mine now chuckle fuck I'm gonna make a wayyyy better outfit combo with it than you ever could [ Spitting on his corpse Walking off to go kiss her hot princess wife ]

[ well smash her nose, she stabs her rapier through your skull Clean through ] It's not cowardice, it's called technique dumbass Like Come on dude Surely someone with your outfit would understand technique Also it stopped you from getting a higher combo which Haha Imagine having to string

[ you know, you'd expect someone like her to be screaming in pain But honestly She's just kinda numb to it all it doesn't make her lose focus either She's just vanishing again In fact you could describe it as... Teleporting Behind Him ] Tch You're not worth my time So how about we finish