my morning alarm is my mother's loud fart, but is this something that wouldn't happen in a normal household?
stomach's starting to hurt again, and I have a feeling I'm gonna die... if i do die, wipe my ass for me
glad I didn't overdo it and end up with a butt split into three pieces
yesterday morning i spent three whole hours hanging out with the toilet and had diarrhea like a shotgun blast
figured no one would ever come back here, so I casually posted a doodle... and it came back to bite me... haha...
for years now, they've been saying artists won't be able to make a living anymore, but I never imagined that time would come so soon no, maybe we held on longer than expected
