Tend!
@tendehka.bsky.social
If there's one thing I could never confess / It's that I can't dance a single step i have a discord and you can ask for it facebook bluehairs DNI
hey, a good thing happened! time to hold onto this for the next three months until my heart gets broken again
Abdul El-Sayed@abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 5h agoMoney out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
not really sure why people are dooming over not winning in Michigan by Assad numbers a win's a win and we're sitting on a comfortable lead against the most money spent in a congressional campaign in history.
it would be so cool to tell my coworkers my thoughts on a problem and not have them respond like i'm a toddler pulling on their pant leg
i keep reading "elect Abdul El-Sayed" as "abduct El-Sayed" and growing concerned
it's very funny to be a very early quote on a post, have it get popular, and suddenly see a lot more quotes on that post with your same observation
the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀
this is officially my second biggest banger. first was saying that Orson Welles would absolutely dominate Hot Ones
Tend!@tendehka.bsky.social · yesterdayi cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · yesterday"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
jesus christ i have to hear about the michigan senate race for another three months?
i'm sorry for bad political cartoon posting but Brain could absolutely win in Iran. he'd send the ayatollah a pair of mechanical pants that make him do stupid dances until his generals don't respect him
BISHTOONS@bishtoons.bsky.social · 2d agoRecently, someone asked online if Pinky and the Brain were still trying to take over the world… because they thought that they could do a better job than a certain orange felon. That prompted me to share this cartoon that I drew years ago.
president xi has a chance to do the funniest thing of all time
CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterdayU.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
hey chat what does it mean when you like thinking about sex but are repelled by the concept of taking part in it asking for a friend
if someone ever figured out how to make an autochess town builder i'd never be seen again
hey. t-shirt guys i know where you can find that local pedophile you've been dreaming about
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
US healthcare would have better outcomes if every MD graduation ceremony included a plumber on stage who, directly after they're handed their diploma, shatters their jaw with a pipe wrench to keep them humble
at this point i'm gonna need to see some hard data that calling your senators does anything because no one on the planet is listening to your message
this is such an amazing shitposter name i forget he's a real dude
