Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings
/in "the voice" from Dune "Alf is back, in pog form"
The Verge@theverge.com · 11mo agoBored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
Our beautiful country is RESPECTED again! Other countries are crossing the street when they see us coming as a show of respect. Thank you!
There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last yr.As former Trump Pentagon senior officials describe “total chaos” on his watch, Hegseth hilariously blames the media (again)
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going