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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
it's ghost pipe season in the forest here. ghost pipe (monotropa uniflora) is a parasitic plant which doesn't make chlorophyll and gets its nutrients from the mycorrhizal networks found on tree roots. it's ephemeral, appearing fast and disappearing within days, and is psychoactive 🌱
Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:
Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.
𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙖 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜. -$3 𝘨𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘳 *𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵* 𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯
Pro tip for single men: if you refuse to take your pill they’ll give it to you in a piece of cheese
Running outside waving at the sky yelling "DOWN HERE" every time a plane flies over
i made a bluesky diorama and you're all in it. some of you are made from popsicle sticks and the rest are buttons and twine.
The only people left are venture capitalists and public relations professionals, everyone else is an NFT
bullying anyone I see wearing leather gloves that aren't fingerless. "ooh la la you going to a cotillion?!" etc
Me: God why do bad things happen to good people? God: Soooo kind of awkward but they don't
When I began to worship money, God destroyed my air conditioner. Now I am back on the righteous path. 🙏
*opening a gift* Oh, it's a NYT article. oh that's...that's great...that is really something. Thank you so much
There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.
If you can't make money in this market, you must have a conscience. I don't know what to tell you.
Them: Can you explain this gap on your resume? Me: I was stranded on an island
Looking for a watch band that says "I may die in the jungle, primarily due to hubris"
I have strong critical thinking skills: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree I often stand up quickly and bang my head into the upper cabinet door I just opened so hard I see stars: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree