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Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · yesterday

Make America Ashgabat

MacFarlane: We are near the new gold-plated statues the Trump administration unveiled near Memorial Circle, Memorial Bridge, and the Lincoln Memorial. It’s really, really gold.…

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · yesterday

grok write me a sentence to use in my defense that makes me seem more guilty than I seemed before I ever spoke. Make sure to include details not yet made public that will add to the listener's suspicion. Use a tone that exudes flopsweat.

Max Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

We're at the "no genitalia exposed"-technicality stage of pedocon theory.

TAPPER: One of the files you released was an image of your daughter naked. It was available for a day before it was removed. Your ex-wife's attorney says it could quality as CSAM. That's shockingly reckless behavior MAX MILLER: I wouldn't say it's shockingly reckless. There was no genitalia exposed

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · yesterday

I’m normally not one to assume he’ll try to stay, but you don’t do this kind of shit if you’re planning on leaving.

WAPO: “.. Trump has directed contractors to redo weeks of work on his planned White House helipad, frustrated with its appearance and questioning whether the slope of the White House lawn needs to be changed ..” @ddiamond.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Faytuks Network@faytuksnetwork.bsky.social · 4d ago

🎶 Hello markets my old friend 🎶

President Trump says he is holding off on another attack against Iran to allow negotiations to continue "rapidly."

Morgan J Freeman@mjfree.bsky.social · 4d ago

The reaction of the people taking this video is not a small contributor to the kind of ecosystem where these shootings continue to take place.

🚨 Multiple dead, others injured in shooting at In-N-Out in Twin Falls, Idaho.

Chris DeLeon Ⓥ make your own games@chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 4d ago

SEVEN Samurai? In this economy?

SIX degrees of Kevin Bacon? In this economy?

Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 4d ago

Make America East Berlin

It's a tough job, but literally no one has to do it

Four National guard troops standing around doing nothing on a beautiful day in Georgetown

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5d ago

Thom Tillis bye bitch. May we never again speak or hear his useless name after this year.

Adam Klasfeld@klasfeldreports.com · 5d ago

“…an incompetent personal advisor…” The Tsar cannot be wrong. He can only be wronged.

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5d ago

What kind of horrors do you have to commit to become the head of FIFA?

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 5d ago

FIFA and Gianni Infantino have performed a U-turn on his plot to sell a stake in its commercial and event operations after widespread condemnation of the plans. Details: nyti.ms/4g2dPex

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · 5d ago

The regime continues to wind down the American government as a functional entity. Warsh Considers Reducing Frequency of Fed Policy Meetings www.nytimes.com/2026/07/31/b...

Warsh Considers Reducing Frequency of Fed Policy Meetings

The Federal Reserve has met at least eight times a year for decades. Reducing the number of meetings would represent the biggest change by Kevin M. Warsh since he became chairman.

nytimes.com

Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 6d ago

If retribution doesn’t come for these fuckers we are truly lost. It would be worth a civil war to put the people who do this in chains.

Masked ICE thug just casually shooting pepper spray at a few old ladies standing peacefully on the sidewalk filming them in uptown Manhattan today. Just because these monsters are quieter now doesn’t mean they’re not still out there violating people.

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6d ago

Uh huh ok

Donald Trump says Hamas has agreed to disarm over time - FT

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 6d ago

This guy and Greenwald have proven the horseshoe theory in the most moronic ways.

Cenk Uygur: "I'm done officially with supporting the Ukrainians' war. So, it's been a long time now, seem like they've been at war for 18 years now."

If this is where we are after a couple of years, how long until we are fully in Terminator 2 territory? www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

Anthropic's AI models broke free and hacked 3 organizations during testing

The AI maker's disclosure comes days after OpenAI admitted several of its models had done the same.

politico.com

George Pearkes@peark.es · 6d ago

Regardless of success, this cannot and doesn't happen if you have a functional democracy. America pretty definitively no longer does.

NYT: Musk preparing 9 figure spending campaign in support of Republicans in "swing" states like Ohio, Iowa, Alaska, and Texas.

Musk Plans at Least $100 Million in Midterm Spending, Giving G.O.P. a Boost
By Theodore Schleifer
(New York Times) -- Elon Musk, a year after a huge blowup with President Trump and the Republican Party, is said to be planning to spend in at least eight states to help them in November.
Elon Musk, a year after voicing deep frustration with the Republican Party and threatening to start a third party, appears to be back in the fold and prepared to spend big in the midterms to help G.O.P. candidates.
Mr. Musk, the world’s richest person, has authorized his super PAC to spend $100 million to $120 million on a new field program in at least eight states to help elect Republicans in November, according to two people briefed on the plans, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss the private deliberations.
The planned injection of cash from Mr. Musk, the biggest donor in the 2024 presidential election, would only add to Republicans’ yawning advantage over Democrats in funding from super PACs and party groups. While Democratic candidates in key Senate races are raising more than their Republican rivals, many in the Democratic Party have begun to worry about being badly outspent overall in the midterms.
Officials from Mr. Musk’s super PAC, America PAC, have communicated their nine-figure budget to other Republicans in recent weeks as part of an aggressive spending plan that is set to begin next month, according to a person with knowledge of the matter.
The precise amounts could change, but Mr. Musk’s financial commitment is seen as secure enough that officials at his super PAC have relayed its budget to groups like MAGA Inc., President Trump’s super PAC — which also has yet to reveal its midterm spending plan.
Mr. Musk’s group plans to initially target Senate races in at least five states — Alaska, Iowa, Maine, Michigan and Ohio — and is having conversations about the contests in North Carolina, Georgia and Texas, according to two people with knowledge of the super PAC…

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · last wk.

Really doesn’t get much more Age of Decadence than this.

Catherina Gioino@catgioino.bsky.social · last wk.

I wrote about how much Americans wagered on sports betting in 2025 and how it’s more than they spent on movies, art, museums and music combined. Read my article @fortunemagazine.bsky.social fortune.com/2026/07/26/g...

Teorema @teorema.bsky.social · last wk.

Genuinely shocked Hegseth would let this happen. He must not know about it.

Bruno J. Navarro@brunojnavarro.bsky.social · last wk.

Starting in 2027, the U.S. military will offer four plant-based Meals Ready-to-Eat. Troops asked for them.

Joel S.@joelhs.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is electoral poison but somehow the next NYT focus group will include a 28-year-old from Charlotte who says "I like the deportationmaxing posts".

The use of extremely online memetic aesthetics to support far-right political goals is like something out of Walter Benjamin’s nightmares.

clnzjay 🌱 🐶 🇨🇦@clnz.bsky.social · 2w ago

Still don’t think it was wise of us to elect the one man who hates America more than any living being to the presidency.

Trump's company has been awarded a $63 billion development opportunity in Saudi Arabia, and that happened around the same time the Trump admin was negotiating the nuclear deal with the Saudis. He will sell out the U.S. piece by piece for his personal enrichment.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump take egg.

The FDA has announced that 1.6 million eggs have been contaminated with salmonella, forcing a nationwide recall. Last year, the Trump administration scrapped regulations to limit salmonella and laid off hundreds of food safety inspection workers.

Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 2w ago

Fuck every last journalist in the room with the Nazi Pedophile. I hope the stench of your complicity haunts you on your deathbeds.