Terantic

@terantic.bsky.social

Bigger than gigantic. Any higher is just petantic.

3...7? Is that the what the youths are calling about with the latest funny number? No? Ah well, age being a prime number is pretty cool too though. Oh yeah, I guess it's my birthday too. Appropo of nothing, here's something from @mutoprime.bsky.social of a certain large green derg.

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Remember that just because someone is kinky as all get-out, doesn't mean they're into sex, too. This International Asexuality day, be mindful of your friends who want to do the kinks, hold the genitals.

A cake is being sliced, with the one slicing it taking 80% of the cake and leaving one slice.

The large portion is labeled "kinks and fetishes," while the smaller portion left behind is labeled "sex."

Full context **TL;DR: September 2024 - cartel war in my city + COVID + computer failure started a 16-month cascade. Couldn't work, couldn't afford repairs, fell into debt spiral. Worked a 30-hour marathon in August/September trying to catch up -Opening emergency 2d commissions x.com/IfritLair/st...

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In every erp mistell I've ever seen in an mmorpg, it's never not funny when the word 'bulge' gets typo'd for 'bugle'. Yeah, sure, the cat girls are fucking each other with their magicked platonic dicks. Big whoop. But one of them is also an artist and playing a musical instrument mid-coitus.

Lately, I've been playing Final Fantasy XI's main story. It has its moments, but oh my god the engine is so jank that even those moments have things like AU Kairi KingdomHearts five seconds after saying "these edibles ain't shit".

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