as a princess, it's your moral obligation to act as innocent and oblivious as possible in front of your knights and maids, especially when they're actively drooling over you

trying to figure out the best way to combine my age regression and my desire to submit into a third, cooler thing

burned out woman who's tired of having to be a person finds comfort in kinks that involve being stripped of her agency and/or personhood, crazy how that works huh

solving the "it takes ages to get dressed" issue of latex by simply eroticising inconvenience

it might be kind of pathetic or it might actually be deeply alarming but i just really really really want to feel sexually valuable even if my personal pleasure is not a part of the equation

i NEED to figure out how to make myself attractive in the way a perfectly-seared plate of steak is attractive.

i'm going to start sexualising depression. oooh don't you want a girl who literally doesn't care about her wellbeing. it's like hypnosis but with more apathy. apathy is sexy

my nurse fetish is deeply embarrassing. what do you mean i have the kink that was in 1960s looney tunes shorts.

now hiring: professional titty sucker. must be prepared to suck my tits

been considering getting into combat sports lately

what if i got creepier with it

sad sad mommy

Bruises are this summer's hottest fashion accessory!

motoko "theyll fix her later" kusanagi

everyone always supports the rent-lowering gun shots, but when i suggest a rent-lowering grievous bodily harm and aggravated murder, they yell at me

maybe she died with this much stamina, maybe it's rigor mortis

i don't think i was ever the same after i saw muse's video for "plug in baby" and they had the woman who was cut in half and her lower half was weird squirming robotic tendrils

Show me how pretty your blood is.

I love explaining to someone the exact ways you’re brainwashing them and seeing them just go “ok… yay” Warms my heart, really 🥰

women. we have the meat.

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"wow, your puppy is so well groomed" hits different in the big 26

Thank you @starlightnoelle.bsky.social for another banger. You always nail the type of vibe I'm hoping for.

i might fuck around get a little bit delusional

the evidence

Klinga av Murgröna och Blod@hedera.blood.gay · 2w ago

I gave @trannieoakley.blood.gay a toe tag with a date, location, and other info filled out for an scene a month from now cause of death? TBD :)

Eager morning blowjob from a trembling, terrified maid who knows what will happen if she disappoints me

As of today, WARHOUND: Volume One released exactly one year ago!! And in that time, it's exceeded my wildest expectations. It's sold almost 5000 copies, it's been stocked in actual bookstores, and, most importantly, it's been used as a prop for hooking up with girls at bars

Daughter who sneaks into her mother's room at night to practice her blowjob technique on her mom while she's unconscious x mother who isn't as heavy a sleeper as she claims, and who has had to get really good at faking snores through an orgasm so that her daughter doesn't suspect she's awake