That sound you don’t hear is my back not needing to be cracked because I didn’t drive 9 hours to watch this bullshit. I’m going to bed.
My little cousin telling me all about the espresso he pulled this morning is making me happy. I love when people use things I give them. I can count on one hand the number of times I used it. He using it every day. 🥰
After them errors I feel like Mr. Met was the one who should have been on this roster.
If they promised me I would have a body and working knees like them? LMAO take all my money. I would leave my current cult.
Bruh. If I pull all the Nike shit I own. What do I even replace it with? Wow. (That REALLY pissed me off)
I feel like I just bought my last pair. I’m from the 90s but that’s WILD.
One of these days that guy is gonna post a word I don’t know. I’m not saying this to make myself sound smarter than I am. I’m laughing at myself for knowing so many words and having zero interest in using big ones.
So is threads as messy as the YouTube readers making it out to be? Do I need an account?
It’s cold enough to make cornbread too. Welp. Look at me acclimating to the weather here.
Pretty sure the whole point of AI was to generate adult content. The rest of this is just fluff.
Nate Bowling@natebowling.com · 2d agoIt's worth adding (and I really struggled with how to approach this in the piece) that the joke stealing AI comedian is apparently also an Only Fans model. So dudes are now paying money to consume AI generated adult content. This future is dumber than I ever could have imagined.
There was a time when my feet were narrow enough to wear Uptowns comfortably. That time has passed. I saw a leopard print pair the other day and tried them on. My feet told me to fuck off and stick to Air Max.
The Knicks playing tonight but the internet saying we can’t use the Gotham sports app anymore. They want you to download something called DAZN. This shit better not break my tv.
This young man on TikTok crying about lack of paternity leave. And the other people posting their babies. My heart. 🥰🥰🥰
There’s a house not far from me painted blue with an orange door. Friday it was for sale. Today the for sale sign is down. In my fantasy a person from home bought it and will accessorize accordingly.