Terrence Doyle

@terrencedoyle.bsky.social

Mostly lapsed journalist seen in The Guardian, Eater, 538, Jacobin, etc. Fully lapsed Catholic. If you understand my banner image I love you forever. Unless you suck, then screw you! Opinions shared here are my dog’s and he’s a real son of a bitch.

Kind of can’t believe the state of Liverpool’s squad with just 2.5 weeks before the season begins. So thin, barely any goals in it, legit one healthy senior CB. Love to write the season off before a ball is even kicked.

I have an unearned arrogance about how good I’d be at pickleball the first time I touch a racket. Genuinely think I’d be unbeatable. Too bad I’ll never play because it’s a ridiculous activity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As someone who lost his father to COVID (he was vaccinated; he was also recovering from blood cancer/battling graft-versus-host disease), it makes me insanely fucking angry that these motherfuckers still can’t tell the truth about the pandemic. I don’t believe in prison; I do believe in mob justice.

It took me a long time to come to this opinion because my dad was a big fan of them so I think instinctually I just associated them with normie shit (even though my dad had good taste in music?), but man, The Eagles rip. Idk what else to say. Sorry to my dad, will make up for it on the other side.

A thing you shouldn't do to your coworkers is immediately start talking their ear off before they've even had a chance to sit down and turn their computer on (or whatever the equivalent of sitting down and turning their computer on is in your respective field). It's insane behavior! Just don't!

Always fun when someone cuts you off, you let them know about it (nothing crazy, just a “wtf man”) they stop, back up, turn around, drive toward you while you’re stopped at a light, get out of their car, approach your window and say they’re “gonna hurt you.” I love driving!