tess mcgeer
@tessmcgeer.bsky.social
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are we all aware that august 4 2026 is There Will Come Soft Rains day
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
“Today is Mr. Featherstone’s birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita’s marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.”
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to give you a sense of what kind of data i am providing the apple music algorithm to work with in terms of energy, mood, tone, essence... the "feel good" station it made for me has had three neutral milk hotel songs on it so far
at the outset of, THE FIVE STAR WEEKEND, which takes place, you'll understand, in one weekend, eight episodes seemed excessive to me. having watched, i recant!! eight wasn't enough; they really should have done it hour by hour da pitt style. i simply must see these broads ride the wave of life.
a liquified shit inducing produce blight in the middle of a july heat wave should rightly exacerbate my existing depression but i am finding the whole thing, instead, weirdly lifting, quite funny, almost invigorative. i shall survive on crackers from poor cheerful spite!!
Ronaldo won't see your posts about him getting lightly tapped and rolling around in agony like a fucking baby and also how he should be in prison because he's a piece of shit rapist, but I will, and I'm not watching the game, so keep me updated, yeah?
nearly fell from the 300s jumping around about this
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · last mo.Nneka Ogwumike hits a three to win for the Sparks
pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane
Harrisburg & Central PA Local News@hbgpalocalnews.bsky.social · 2mo agoYork Revolution forfeit game after some players refuse to wear 'Pride Night' jersey The York Revolution has forfeited its game Thursday night against the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs after an internal controversy surrounding "Pride Night" and the prid…
very funny to do this when you're absolute dogwater and wouldn't make the 40 man roster on like 26 other teams
McCovey Chronicles@mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 2mo agothese assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them
back on my bullshit!! i want your money for the people of macarthur park! and your boss' money! and your rich aunt's money! and if you don't have any i want your retweets!
“We curl like heat-seeking housecats around the titillating notion of the night creature, the undead rogue, the human made inhuman...” From @tessmcgeer.bsky.social's latest entry for Books That Made Me Gay: The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice. 🩸 buff.ly/5nfzsEl
If you’re “distressed” by seeing a trans person in public you’re probably too weak to go outside really.
Tom Phillips@tom-phillips.com · 3mo agoI don't think it's a good idea to legally privilege someone else's discomfort over another person's rights.
the Trump admin has already bullied some hospitals into ending gender-affirming care for minors, even in states where there's no ban on the books. and they are not content to stop there: now they want patients' records and providers' files and are turning to one federal judge to get them. my story:
The Texas Court Trying to Intimidate a New York Hospital
NYU Langone used to offer gender-affirming care. Now a district court in Texas is subpoenaing it. What the hell?
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🚨 LA's park system has dropped to 93 out of 100 U.S. cities — our worst-ever rankings in the Trust for Public Lands' ParkScore index. Last year we were 90th. The year before that we were 88th. A decade ago, we were 65th. Go here for the disheartening data: www.tpl.org/city/los-ang...
watched the devil wears prada a week ago during the workday with most of my attention on a phone game but have thought, anyway, multiple times even today about meryl streep saying, "where's that piece of paper i had in my hand yesterday morning?"
muna, the band and the songs, sometimes veers slightly too corny for my specific bitch taste but the la dyke "we didn't start the fire" ass bridge of "eastside girls" is undeniable
Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram. www.instagram.com/p/DX64ioYjecG/
"Yes, finally we have a Pretty Little Liars tale that’s set in 1920s Britain and soaked in ectoplasm." loved this @tessmcgeer.bsky.social review of Avery Curran's Spoiled Milk, as smart and as fun to read as the book itself therumpus.net/2026/04/29/b...?
Books That Made Me Gay: "Spoiled Milk" by Avery Curran - The Rumpus
The text opens with a charming dramatis personae introducing us to six living schoolgirls and one schoolgirl newly deceased. The dead girl is Violet Kirsch. On the night of her eighteenth birthday, Vi...
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“Spoiled Milk is a cruel, nasty pleasure which, over several weeks, has not loosed its claws from their sticky anchoring in my poor pink brain...” From @tessmcgeer.bsky.social's latest entry for Books That Made Me Gay: Spoiled Milk by Avery Curran. ➡️ buff.ly/DH2OKqZ
siskel 👍 ebert 👍: 95% correct siskel 👍 ebert 👎: 20/80 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👍: 35/65 in eberts favor siskel 👎 ebert 👎: 95% correct
all my homies love SPOILED MILK (the great & dyke-filled haunted boarding school novel by avery curran NOT whatever bryce harper drinks) therumpus.net/2026/04/29/b...
Books That Made Me Gay: "Spoiled Milk" by Avery Curran - The Rumpus
The text opens with a charming dramatis personae introducing us to six living schoolgirls and one schoolgirl newly deceased. The dead girl is Violet Kirsch. On the night of her eighteenth birthday, Vi...
therumpus.net
people emailing me like they don't know i have a DATE tonight as if they're not aware we're getting a FANCY CHEESEBURGER to share. ridiculous!
sometimes i think about tyler perry's almost bizarrely great acting performance in gone girl. that's—i just think about it.
klay thompson jfk in 1963 🤝 coming to dallas & losing your mind
LA Mayor Karen Bass with the cringy sportswashing assist. Read @awalkerinla.bsky.social: "Over the last two years, we've watched gutless leaders go groveling to the White House with gilded gifts to appease our authoritarian overlord. And now Karen Bass is part of that club."
Alissa Walker@awalkerinla.bsky.social · 3mo agoTaken at face value, a 1984 torch is not that special. It's the gall to hand over this symbol of teamwork as he makes it impossible to shoulder the tremendous sacrifices LA is making for "America's Games." But more importantly: WE DON'T GIVE PRESENTS TO FASCISTS WHO ARE ACTIVELY INVADING OUR CITY
lebron is the she's so crazy freezer aisle meme but actually
Oh No He Didn't@ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 3mo agoOMG LEBRON TIES IT UP OFF THE TURNOVER!!!!
