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HUMOR. SATIRE. SNARK. 🏳️🌈 He/Him WOKE. Animal Shenanigans. Artistic shitposting. Caturday 🐈.
Good morning everybody!! I hope this isn't too much nudity.
I had salad for breakfast. I know it's weird.
Good morning everybody!! Enjoy your day!
Bali Myna (Leucopsar rothschildi) Bali, Indonesia CRITICALLY ENDANGERED Fewer than 50 individuals left in the wild. When I was a zoo animal veterinarians assistant in my twenties I encountered several of these beautiful creatures. Yes, they were owned by a cocaine cartel mob boss, but... 🤷
This post is for all the handsome gay poultry enthusiasts I follow and for everybody that loves them.
If you put your thumb right there and say, demon out three times... It won't help. 🤷
Again with the fucking mattresses on the side of the road. 🤷
I'll take things you see in a waffle house bathroom? For a thousand, Alex.
Good morning everybody!! My little brother and sister may or may not have poisoned my mother's second husband. #Patricide
Thinking about how much I could have saved on tuition, legal fees and rehab. 🤔
If you see five wingless chickens running around, that's entirely my fault.
I wrote a haiku about our trip to Costco yesterday. Locked in frightened stares Colors and choices staggered Weeping ride homeward #Caregiving
Used textbooks were the best textbooks.
The new Smokey the Bear campaign is disappointing.
The Furry crackdown in Yellowstone has ramped up once again due to ongoing reports of the lewd behavior.
This is Blake and Sherry... The lovely couple who are staying in the airbnb above my apartment this week.
I hope Jimothy makes it through 4 days of ear splitting/nerve-wracking Blue Angle flyovers. He's a delicate baby cryptid and I'm worried about him and all of the other animals and pets in Seattle this week.
Good morning everybody!! Have a weird day. 🫶
