have to say, Melo kinda nailed the shirts, If i made a TO shirt, mine would be a sploosh saying "look, i TO like i play Splatoon, i run in and stuff happens" (obviously with a picture of a sploosh) my other TO's would say, "my sploosh just dived in again, if i werent here they'd be dead"
this fuckass shirt from GOML keeps me up at night