“What’s robussy?” Randy, no-

“Sorry! I couldn’t start the car so I had to replace something to get it back up and running again.”

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 S-H 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 4w ago

❝ Oh. It's you again. ❞ Esme leans over the balcony, scrunching his face. ❝ I'm trying to relax in here! Could you do this sonewhere else?? ❞

The blonde looked up at him, his hair blasted back and spiky as if he’d been electrocuted. “Sorry about that!” Randy shook his hair back to normal and he went back to installing the part he needed for the time machine device on his car.

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 S-H 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 4w ago

❝ Agh-! ❞ Esme messes up a line. He sighs, moving over to his balcony. ❝ Keep it down out here! ❞

It was all quiet until a loud bang was heard. It was like hearing Uncle Buck’s car backfiring.

♡.°• ESME HEADLEY 【 S-H 】@eyes-for-disguise.bsky.social · 4w ago

He's doing a logic grid in a thick book of them. If you interrupt... be careful.

“The weird robot guy’s back at it again I see.”

“You’re… very interesting.”

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last mo.

"No. Too mouthy- now any OTHER one? Sure."

“R2D2?”

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last mo.

"HELL NO. It malfunctions too damn much."

“So you would bang ED-209 if you had the chance?”

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last mo.

"...."

“Ones that look like human on the outside or are you talking about hunks of metal that waddle or roll on wheels?”

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last mo.

"Robots"

“Uh… what kind of robots are you talking about?”

Max(?) (event)@eldritchcurator.bsky.social · last mo.

is it so wrong to want to have sex with robots??

＊I never said that. I don't think that people are inherently good. ... But they aren't bad like you think, either.

━━ ​🇭​​🇦​​🇵​​🇵​​🇾​ ​🇧​​🇴​​🇹​​🇹​​🇱​​🇪​​🇸​@memoryvials.bsky.social · last mo.

And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means that it meant something... that I am something, at least.

“Welcome to Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe! What can I get you started with?” ~Ethel Muggs ~Riverdale Canon ~Canon Divergent ~Minors DNI ~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested. Repost for mutuals?

The blonde is strapping down a surfboard on the roof of his car and underneath his clothes was a wetsuit. Midnight surfing time.

“What’s a “twink”? Is that short for Twinkie?”

“A lot of them.”

✎ . . .°•☆ 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝘾. .ᐟ@the-fresh-scoop.bsky.social · 2mo ago

❝ ... dude, I'm just tired. What cheesy 80s flicks have you been watching? ❞

“Let me guess, annoying jocks and frat boys? They probably have the big and dumb one as muscle and the blonde hot one that’s the leader?”

✎ . . .°•☆ 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝘾. .ᐟ@the-fresh-scoop.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Streeetches out. ❝ Ugh- College sucks. Good thing 'm graduating soon. ❞

“I decided to dye my hair orange to see if I look good with it.”

Randy is sitting in an inflatable swimming pool, drinking a glass of Pepsi.

“Why are there people celebrating Halloween so early?”

// Why the fuck is TikTok suddenly flooded with white supremacists? And they don’t get taken down??

// Bump!

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗@that80sdude.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“As a matter of fact, he does. The Master Sword, infused with magic that repels evil.”

• „ B.E.N@drowned-codes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

the thing senses the loss of proximity and furrows brows, nose scrunching out of habit. it mock the motion of feeling the air around it before understanding the opposing had just gained slight space. “ how— overused of a trope this fella follows. does he have a magic inclined weapon as well? “ it

Randy is offering a slice of birthday cake to (Reader).

“Zelda. Legend of Zelda.” Randy backed up slightly. “Well, he’s not a disaster. He’s a brave and heroic adventurer.”

• „ B.E.N@drowned-codes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“ legend of who-now ? “ it found some form of enjoyment here, head tilting slightly to the side as it lower hand. truly it was a perfect copy of the hylian described; albeit a few discrepancies. more worn clothing, stains, a slightly longer and different style hair. the thing moves its weight,

He started realizing that Ben couldn’t see, setting the game down. “Oh, sorry. He’s the adventurer from The Legend of Zelda games. He’s blonde, he has elf ears, and wears a green tunic and a green pointy and baggy hat.”

• „ B.E.N@drowned-codes.bsky.social · 2mo ago

there is a moment where the creature is appalled by the sudden question- the source was unknown and sudden, it was not aware of someone even ‘ there ? but in a generous mood ( rare ) the thing lifts chin as if inspecting some object it could not see. finger lifting, nail tapping on. “ link¿ “ it

(July 10th, 1997) “I just got this pretty creepy looking game for my birthday. I wonder if it’s like Doom or Quake.” Oh Randy, you are not prepared for what you’re about to experience.

Randy is taking a day off since today is his birthday. He also had a few birthday invitations put up.