Of course the planet Neptune has half-day closing every Thursday. @imcmillan.bsky.social

‘It’s boiling in here’ said Frank to Jim ‘and the condensation makes my glasses dim’ @imcmillan.bsky.social

Perms and conditioners apply. @imcmillan.bsky.social

I knew these would come in handy in a power cut. Now, where’s me matches? @imcmillan.bsky.social

He threw Caution to the wind. NB: Caution is the name of his wallaby. @imcmillan.bsky.social

There’s something different about Steve. Ah yes: he’s got a pocket square. @imcmillan.bsky.social

I don’t like going to the pub with flat-earthers. They never get a round in. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Sandra bought Ronald a budget airline for his birthday. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The kitchen opera isn’t over until the flat ladle swings. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Now that’s what I call an ‘…and finally…’ @imcmillan.bsky.social

Now that’s what I call a really performative shrug! @imcmillan.bsky.social

Remember that short-lived craze for giant business cards? I do! @imcmillan.bsky.social

Wearing my other heart. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The Three Kings approached the manger. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The rain has its own dance to make itself happen; it’s intricate, you know. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Boots as chalk. Sky as board. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Men called Frank are always reincarnated as giraffes. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Not much on TV tonight, Brenda. Let’s have an early night before the mashing scene starts. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The best advice I ever had was ‘Don’t give nicknames to cheese’. @imcmillan.bsky.social

The crocodile yawned, scaring the sleeping truck driver. @imcmillan.bsky.social

He was as happy as a lark’s outhouse. Yes, you guessed it: unhappy. @imcmillan.bsky.social

Onwards!

Ian McMillan@imcmillan.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Me and @thatandymartin.bsky.social continue our glorious collaboration!

And this photo was obviously taken before the island’s dentist died.