Hey, remember when Adolf Hitler made all the German officers swear the Führereid starting in 1935? Yeah so what the fuck was that at the Trumpalooza rally?

They crashed Grindr. Again. That is all.

Today marks 25 years since the September 11th attacks. I continue to mourn the nearly 3,000 killed in the attacks, as well as the over quarter million civilians killed in the War on Terror that followed. At a certain point, we no longer get to claim victimhood, which was already flimsy at best.

If you’re upset about Charlie Kirk memes today, just remember when your hero and martyr told you that, “Empathy is a made-up, new age term.” And before you say a goddamn thing, I don’t give a fuck about the context.

Donald Trump is now saying that he will pay a “Trump dividend” of $5000 to every US citizen if The Party wins the midterms. Ah yes, along with the DOGE and tariff checks. Not only is he trying to buy the election, he’s using the “I’ll get you back later; you know I’m good for it” strategy.

First he bragged about his building being the tallest in Lower Manhattan. Then he lied about sending crews. Now he’s lying about being pulled from the wreckage.

You are responsible for your actions. Even if you are on drugs. Even if you have trauma. Even if you are mentally unwell. You are responsible for your actions. Part of dialectical thinking is that we hold BOTH to be true, not for one to be a qualifier or exemption.

Harry Potter and the Adults Who Should Have Read Another Goddamn Book By Now At This Point

Trump made threats. Iran responded by hitting four US bases. Trump vowed vengeance until there was “nothing left.” He bombed a wedding, and killed more kids in the process. Look, I’m glad he lied about the “nothing left” part, but this guy is a fucking monster.

Being anti-fascist is kind of chic.

See how respectfully people act toward a celebrity’s death when the celebrity in question wasn’t a complete a total shitbag?

If you’re MAGA, you keep Dolly’s name out of your fucking mouth.

Donald, you best not say a single goddamn word about Dolly.

“There is a war going on for your mind. If you are thinking, you are winning.” -Flobots

I’m not surprised at how we got here, but I find myself scratching my head at how the hell we rebuild society with these people.

Yes, we gutted the regulations that enforce food safety, and yes, the food corporations immediately cut corners leading to a spike in preventable food-borne illnesses, and yes, food costs are somehow higher now than they were without the diarrhea and death, but at least the libs are triggered. 🪨🇺🇸🦅

If it’s truly God’s work to bomb schoolchildren, then fuck your “god.”

Nowadays it’s all Flock this and ICE that, and everyone is losing their damn minds over the Fourth Amendment. Meanwhile, here I am thinking that a lot of this would be a lot less possible had we just DEFUNDED THE GODDAMN POLICE

“Lay your head down, child. I won’t let the boogeyman come. Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of war drums.” -A Perfect Circle, ‘Pet’

The #savethechildren crowd did a hard u-turn into #fuckthemkids real goddamn quick. Yeet yeet, skerrt skerrt.

The people banning books are lecturing us about free speech. The people threatening to burn mosques down are lecturing us about freedom of religion. The people who beat cops at the Capitol are lecturing us about “backing the blue.” The people who support a rapist are lecturing us about morality.

Fascism with a Bible is NOT Christianity. It’s just fascism.

Vaccines don’t cause autism and even if they did I would rather my child have autism than fucking measles you goddamn soup forks.

I don’t know why people are so shocked that President Donald J. Trump is a cowardly little babyman with bad hair. I mean, just look at him.

The same Senators that are protecting motherfuckers who were documented raping children on a private island for decades (including the sitting President) are now holding in contempt the very doctor who developed the jab that they took so they could attend donor galas. This country deserves to fall.

We need to boost the testosterone in our military so we can actually win the wars that we started and are winning so hard in as evidenced by the fact that we keep saying we won even though we’re also crowdsourcing an exit strategy but we won but we’re not effective enough because low-T or something.

I refuse to listen to the public health input from people who gleefully coughed on others during a respiratory pandemic.

The Odyssey is a brilliant horror film about PTSD and the ravages of war and the consequences of breaking faith with one another.

Dr. Fauci should have gone full Tyrion Lannister during the hearing.