She said she's "fine" so everything is ok? 🕹️🎮

Many historians have argued that it was the Mongols who set the standard for pillaging a city.... ....but it was the Vikings that Razed the bar.

I wasn't 100 percent sure if I ever wanted a dog again after our last pupper left us at the young age of 8. However, meet the newest member of the family, Link (or maybe Loki) 🐶 By all means suggest names, we haven't fully made up our minds yet. I'll check again in the morning. Night night.

yes I've been MIAa for a little while, but it's been for a good reason. I swear sometimes Scotland isn't a real place.

My morning alarm and I have a mature working relationship. It makes an unreasonable demand. I reject it three times. We eventually reach a compromise where I’m late.

Look, I'm not saying I feel old but I'm about to go in and see Electric Callboy and if someone offers me money for my tickets I'll take it and go home to my bed.

Well it looks like I'm about to have a problem 🕹️🎮

To this day “One quick game” remains the most successful lie I'll ever tell myself, narrowly beating “why did I walk in this room.”

Why change the habit of a lifetime though? 🕹️🎮

God I feel old 🕹️🎮

Dolly Parton Yesterday. And another Icon in Tim Curry gone today this week can go jump up itself. RIP Frank N Furter, you can go home now.

She seemed to be one of the good ones in this world, rest well Dolly.

Young gamer me would have absolutely LOVED this! 🕹️🎮

I wanted to marry my English teacher when she was released from prison...... ..... But according to her you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

Look, Gaming doesn’t need to “justify itself” as art or productivity. It’s okay for things to just be enjoyable. I spend way more time on 7/10 games than AAA releases because they try to just make a good game instead of a flawed masterpiece. 🕹️🎮

My wife and I were arguing about what the correct term for a mediaeval soldier was...... ..... It was getting late though, so we decided to call it a Knight.

Welcome to the future of gaming, this part sucks! 🕹️🎮

Me and wifey decided to watch lord of the rings over the weekend and I just realised this is the first time I've watched the first movie since seeing it in the cinema. Leaving great movies for a long time before watching again makes it so much sweeter. What a movie.

What's making me feel my age today was that I had to explain to what was technically a fully grown adult what I meant by "the internet used to make a sound"

You can't lie to me, we've all done this at least once 🎮🕹️

And that's not even all the way back for some of us 🕹️🎮

What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? ...... Were closed. Beat it.

He sure does have a point though 🎮🕹️

Man it feels weird to wake up in the morning and not have World Cup football to look forward to anymore.

I think I can speak (I hope) for a lot of football fans that the addition of a half time show to the world cup final is one "Americanism" we don't need. The world cup is supposed to be about the game, not a celebrity fan fest. P.s. it was cringe as hell.

I haven't posted in so long that I don't even know what to say anymore. So anyway I started playing Ghost of Tsushima to get through my game backlog and it's SUCH a beautiful game. I enjoyed AC Shadows, but this one is so much better.

And it was glorious! 🕹️🎮

Good news, I got cast in a film about a bakery, it's not a big part though..... ..... Just a small roll.

Well damn if I just popped my head back up into reality and realised I haven't posted anything in over 10 days. 🤷

I just found out that a high amount of crows have lost their ability to communicate... ... Scientists are struggling to try and find the Caws.