Jonah Nowhere

@thatsninja.bsky.social

Creative, techno-obsessive. Humanist trapped in a late-stage, hyper-capitalist dystopia. Helplessly fascinated by cheese. Mammal hoarder.

A message below from my dear friend Tasneem in Gaza. Airstrikes are increasing and death is all around them. Like all of the thousands of displaced Gazans, they rely on donations to survive. Please give to Tasneem so she can take care of her family. And to others. 🙏💕 chuffed.org/project/1587...

"What we're living through here is incredibly difficult, my friend. The bombing never stops, and fear is with us every moment. We go to sleep and wake up to the sound of explosions, never knowing if we'll make it to the next day. I try to stay strong for my children and for the baby I'm carrying, but the truth is that we're exhausted, both mentally and physically. Even so, we're still holding on to hope and praying that this suffering will end one day."Tasneem's daughter, Rafif.

Congresswoman AOC has introduced a bill that would ban Supreme Court Justices from accepting lavish gifts from the ultra wealthy. Love that, but what I find insane is that this isn’t already illegal.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov: “Here’s what’s gonna happen tonight — the world’s most famous sore loser will deliver a primetime presidential sour grapes 🍇 address to pursue his 6yo grievances about the 2020 election while his war spirals out of control and the cost of living continues to rise.”

Dozens of immigrants at Miami’s Federal Detention Facility are trapped in brutal heat with no AC, sleeping in underwear, and finding roaches in their food. When one spoke out, he was thrown into solitary. Total abuse. We demand an immediate investigation and human rights NOW! 🎥 tomaskenn

My Dad died the other day. He was born in Chiswick when George V was King. Dad's father was a battery salesman and his mum a piano teacher. He mostly grew up in the Harrow area. He helped build an air raid shelter in the garden in WW2 and watched the skies glow over London during the blitz.

Roland Smith@rolandmcs.bsky.social · last mo.

A sudden and unexpected farewell to my old dad today, who suddenly collapsed & died in front of me, but at least it was quick and painless. A moment in life. I might be a bit quiet the rest of today and tomorrow.

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

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Since a bunch of my mutuals are British, let me just throw this out: should we just say, ‘fuck it,’ and move to Sweden or Norway? Y’all already in the neighborhood. Maybe you could stop by and see about a spot to crash? I’ve been to prison in the US, so I can sleep basically anywhere…

Holy shit: Michael Foote is a fucking mad scientist: Calling in gay to work for pride month!! Call your boss and tell them, “You know, it’s pride, and I’m just too gay today. I’m not gonna be able to make it in,” and let them fire you for being gay, so you can sue them!

I just heard what is maybe the best explanation of birth control I’ve ever heard as a non-uterus-owning person: Progesterone is like cutting the power to the entire block to turn off the lamp on your bedside table.

Prince is dead but D.A.C. gets to fucking live on? You can’t make it make sense. Also, I notice that Google’s gist of this hate-sack’s illustrious career leaves out the important fact that it was built on mainstream hate music:

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Iran’s new supreme mugwump standing on Qur’an business, taking about surrender and making reparations. The Qur’an makes it pretty clear, too, that people in power who care only for themselves will try to use scripture to mislead people for their own selfish gain. So there’s that…