Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
@thatwriterguy.com
NYT Worstselling Author SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist Dummest Person in the Room https://www.thatwriterguy.com https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
Pretending to work until my wife and daughter leave, so I can go take a nap.
Dove Shampoo has the same look and consistency as bird shit, coincidence?
Although we are still dying of dysentery. Now we just call it Trump Diarrhea.
Email I got today for consulting work: "Naturally, we would be happy to provide compensation as a token of appreciation for taking the time to work with us on this project." Why not just say, I will be paid? They act like they're doing me a favor.
Willem Dafoe Face Filter
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I have no idea who Jacob is, and I'm honestly afraid to ask.
I ended up naming a character--that appears in just a few paragraphs--after him. Will be giving him an advanced copy and see if he notices.
Mike L Tilford 📚 😺@thatwriterguy.com · 4w agoI had a 10 year old come up to me today and say he loved my book, and asked when the next one was coming out? (Not a stranger. Little kids don't typically run up to me on the street) #gigaverse
Just saw The Odyssey. I think they did a pretty good job taking the original poem/book and making it into a coherent script. However, not really onboard with the after credit title card. #odyssey #avengersdoomsday
Who I would have cast as Helen of Troy. #odyssey
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I spent about 50 hours last week editing book 2 to get it ready for publication. Any inconsistencies at this point, I'm willing to chalk up to "A Wizard Did It." Even though it's scifi. "A Space Wizard Did It," I suppose is more in genre.
Ena Wizard Dance
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If anyone was still wondering how the youngest son was going to turn out.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 3w agoWill really be interesting to see how Trump handles this, especially considering how much Barron digs these guys.
One step of progress Two steps further from the end Edit eternal #indieauthor #haiku
To all those celebrating Senator Graham's death, he may have been a hateful, deeply closeted, hypocritical fascist warmonger who got off on killing brown children and spent his entire career actively working to make the USA worse for the lower and middle working classes.
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Sorry about the preorders for my new novella. I had the price set to $0.99 but when I uploaded the book, Amazon said the file size was too large and I had to price it at $1.99. I'm honestly not trying to gouge people for that extra 30 cent royalty. 🧐 #indieauthor #novella
Coach Ben Hopkins: That's A Rip-Off!
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Hey friends and foes. I'm giving away my new novella today. "Campy melodrama, over the top heroes, mechanical armor, and space werewolves!" #indieauthor #novella #freebook #scifi #action #adventure #spacewerewolves
Steel Hearts: Echoes of Andromeda - Hero's Homecoming
Eight years ago, Commander Axton Starforge watched his fleet die by supernova. The Compact called him a coward, stripped his rank and cast him out. Now he flies alone, traveling the void between stars...
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If you see this post an archer. *deepcut edition*
Aunt Hagatha@aunthagatha.bsky.social · 4w agoIf you see this post an archer.
Sir Jumps-A-Lot with an attempt to show what he can do 🥹🤣 #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky #LifuX 📽️ ig: bleacherreport
I feel like Kirk Lazarus finishing up this Novella. #indieauthor
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I had a 10 year old come up to me today and say he loved my book, and asked when the next one was coming out? (Not a stranger. Little kids don't typically run up to me on the street) #gigaverse
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