If anything, that's kind of a turn on. Very Seductive Sunday of him.
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I /am/. Even if it's just magnifying glasses, people still can't know.
You said it like /that/ and it made me think that you were embarrassed ordering a pair of glasses.
It's those glasses that have magnifying lenses. Cross stitching is hard, you know?
Glasses, really? You still good at aiming or are you switching to hand to hand these days?
โYou and I are gonna have a quick chat. You're good with quick, right?โ And off they go.
GULP.
A retirement home?? Me???? You'd do that to your old man with still perfect control over his faculties?????
Suit yourself, old man. Don't blame me if you hear things you don't wanna hear. . . . That's kinda cute but I may have to put you in a retirement home soon.
He's got him trapped with a suppressing collar. Bow and arrow pointed in between his eyes.
what's going awn
So what if I want to tune in on how my boy is doing? Is that so wrong? ...also I picked up cross stitching, but I'm waiting on my. Ahem. แตสธแตหกแตหขหขแตหข.
Doubtful . . . You do this for entertainment. What is it you do for fun lately anyway? Not billiard, I know that much.
Whaaaaaat???? Me? Absolutely baseless accusation.
That's what a nosy old man would say.
Oooh heeeeeyyyy. Didn't, uh. Didn't see ya there, bud.
Oh, hey, pops.
He's had too much punch and now he's extra extra poisoned and laying down on the floor.
I invited myself. Your ball needed to become a party, and that's what I am.
I know you've waited for the big deal, but don't worry. I have arrived. #DraculasHalloweenBash
โJohn, dear. Are you sure? You seem angry, irked about something.โ
"I don't give a damn, let's just do it."
โI won't. But you can tell me what's on your mind.โ
"You can shoot me one of those fancy arrows. That would be lovely."
โI can put poison in it. Or I can choke you tonight if you're up for something kinkier.โ
"I'd like something that will kill me faster than a mango flavoured vape pen, but thank you, Queen."
โI have a vape pen if you want to share. It's mango flavored.โ
"Does anyone have a cigarette?"
โVery brave when you have a clanker body protecting you, but my point still stands. No crossbow. Waste of my time.โ
He raised his fists and the Iron Man gauntlets formed around his hands from the nanite harness in his dermis. "Red means stop while you're ahead, William Tell."
Listen, we tried getting in touch, but your phone was off the grid. We figured you could zip to us at any given day, but you never did. I'm sorry, mate. We can repeat it any time you want. I missed you too.
It's been a while! I missed you, man! I heard you went on a road trip with Hal. WITHOUT me! What's up with that?