this is fucking magical wtf 😭😭😭

omgisme@omgisme.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"Perijila" Spanish Waterdog jumping around long grass fields . 😍

I will be communicating with Mitch McConnell via an ouija board tonight ❤️❗️

i’m so hungry if only there was a calorie-dense food item nearby… the ever humble loaf of bread:

beavers discussing a recent lackluster construction job

Mark Primiano@doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The dam is gonna burst soon enough.

It’s always fun in videogames when they have a character to give you tips and you have to decide if you want some fuckin elf talking to you every five seconds or you want to play 30 hours and then suddenly realize you needed to be collecting resurrection radishes this entire time

id like to boil this young green fellow into a hearty stew 🥰

sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun@ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 3mo ago

these 8 homunculi have escaped containment and started a church

Daniel A Collier, PhD@dcollier74.bsky.social · 3mo ago

All of the Christian Gigachads have been found.... Hahaha this may be the dumbest shit since they sent all those bodybuilders to schools talking about how kick-ass Jesus was to try to recruit us young Gen Xers and older Millennials.

theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow 🫤

Rena MJ 🕸️🕯️@renamj.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Everyone on the East Coast this week.

they won't tell you in school, but the ceiling compartments in a plane are for the smallest passengers

Sturg48@dirigojoe.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Travel days are the only time I am jealous of people smaller than me.

the amount of ai slop old liberal men be posing on this damn app makes me sick bro 😭😭😭😭

2 many applin

You can smoke weed blow it in the mailbox and leave it there for the mailman. The times are unprecedented.

happy birthday daniel did you really think i let this day pass quietly i know the kind of power you climb with the kind that keeps climbing no matter what. so heres your gift a profile picture wrapped in that same aura. use it anywhere you know the rule even if the stairs never end we keep climbing

how i feel before waiting for the playdate

AlTheColorsOfTheDark💀🦇🪦⚰️🎃🕸🖤@afizgig.bsky.social · 4mo ago

#DailyBat 🖤🦇🖤

this creatures greed makes me sick

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 4mo ago

self serve restaurant