Core, The
@the-core.bsky.social
Your HR lady’s favorite HR lady. Likes: music, Oregon/DC sports, games, baking, travel, Bru the dog. Dislikes: bad faith arguments, blue drinks, and the Washington Huskies. Portland Pickles superfan. @thecore28 everywhere but here
I have the weirdest dog ever I think, hey, it’s hot, perfect time for a bath outside for the dog Bru: oh boy, the soap feels really good, that’s the stu— WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WATER ON ME NO THIS IS NOT OK Love too chase the dog around the driveway with a hose for 10 minutes
A friend of mine who is still on the bird site just asked if I’d seen the Perez Hilton livestream because she couldn’t get on X without being bombarded with it So thank you Bluesky and the people I follow for not being into that sort of thing even if he is a shitbird, no one deserves that
Never mind pizza is no go but I’m making fettuccine alfredo and French bread so we will adapt and overcome
Core, The@the-core.bsky.social · 4h agoI can’t take this anymore I’m going to see about making the jankiest pizza known to man with whatever the hell ingredients are in the house It might not even end up being a pizza but dammit I’m going to try
I can’t take this anymore I’m going to see about making the jankiest pizza known to man with whatever the hell ingredients are in the house It might not even end up being a pizza but dammit I’m going to try
Core, The@the-core.bsky.social · 20h agoOh man a pizza could fix me, tongs or no
YOUR Portland Pickles are back in the playoffs babyyyyyy
picklesbaseball.bsky.social@picklesbaseball.bsky.social · 5h agoTHIS FRIDAY WE HAVE PLAYOFF BASEBALL AT WALKER STADIUM and here is what to expect! We will be opening gates EARLY at 4:45 so you can get your beverages, hot dogs, and watch our pregame live music! There will be BUBBLES, BASEBALL, RAISING THE CHAIRS, and of course DILLON T PICKLE.
Change that to 6’2” and you basically have my dating profile
LAISSEZ LES BON QUESO ROULER@thequeso.bsky.social · 9h agoDISAGREE, YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE RIDE (5'10")
The Gateway Mall in Springfield, Oregon - was seemingly built over the course of one week It was the hottest thing in town, then quickly because the trashy mall, and now - in OREGON - is being revitalized as an outdoor promenade but is still kinda trashy
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 21h agotell me about your town’s weird mall
All that to say A) if I drop off for a bit I’m ok, just processing. I promise you will know if I’m not ok B) y’all are the ones keeping me going and attempting to be happy right now and I can’t thank each of you enough
Core, The@the-core.bsky.social · 22h agoThanks - I don’t know how much more of this I can handle, I’m so close to, I don’t know, not giving up, not snapping, just kind of…shutting down? And that’s not helpful to anyone, particularly me
Got some concerning (but not dire) medical news about Mama Core and can something just go right for once please
I was fortunate enough to not learn a single thing about the politics of the Michigan primary contenders but I know that El-Sayed is hated by the worst people on the internet and their opponent is a massive goober and a fakey fake so…good news I guess?
Ah the charms of rural life* *hearing a drag race in a 35 zone at 6pm on a day with low visibility due to wildfire smoke
It was supposed to be almost 100° today but it’s barely cracked 90 😄 …because the wildfire smoke has come in instead 🫠
❤️❤️ Hell yeah this is so awesome Tobin forever
The Women's Game@womensgamemib.bsky.social · yesterdayTobin Heath will sign a one-day contract with the Portland Thorns to officially retire as part of the club 🌹 Heath will be honored in a ceremony on Aug. 22 in Portland, where she spent 8 seasons, won 2 NWSL championships, and set the club's assist record. 📸: Craig Mitchelldyer/Portland Thorns
I don’t mean to brag but I just made a killer egg salad sandwich
SO REAL Not technically a siren song but SO REAL youtube.com/shorts/K8-v3...
The Odyssey (with a few more modern twists)
YouTube video by The Introverted Attorney
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Good news! In looking for something else I found the box which contains my Tito’s and Tanquaray OH NO DISASTER! my mixers consist of two cans of Baja Blast Citrus
Private accounts would be a much better solution imo
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Argue all you want but the man is 100% correct here
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoBest NFL game of all time and it went for 20 bucks! It was a budget title!
Dammit everyone talking about hot dogs and now I want hot dogs
Is it because all the millionaires left
Democrats@democrats.org · 2d agoHUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.
Tired: Bluesky is a liberal haven Wired: Bluesky became more progressive-centric as a direct result of the push for more sports because the left won sports in the culture war
Scoiattolo@scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz · 2d agoGood lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
Ok let’s do this for Oregon Boise - painful W @okie light - W Portland St - name the score @USC - W UCLA - W Nebraska - ugly dub @Illinois - W but trailing at half Northwestern - W @Ohio St, home for Michigan - WE WILL LOSE ONE OF THESE @Sparty - W Washington - W Final: 11-1
No Purpose Flour@hodgepodge.bsky.social · 2d agoLet’s do it. 9-3 Vols in Faizon’s freshman season.